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    actsnoblemartin I love Andrea & April

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...cle_id=461899&in_page_id=1879&in_page_id=1879

    My husband and I started trying for a family eight years ago, when I was in my mid-30s. We left it fairly late, and four miscarriages down the line, there is only a fool's hope that we will ever become parents.

    I know it may sound callous after the emotional trials we've faced, but I am beginning to see childlessness as a blessed relief.

    In a UN survey of 23 countries, Britain was judged the worst place to be a child.

    I am pretty sure it is one of the worst places in the world to be a parent.

    Why? Because somehow our liberal society has created a tribe of monstrous kids. Parents have become terrified of their offspring, in thrall to their every want and desire, which they scurry to fulfil. And the thanks they receive? A constant litany of abuse, much of it woundingly personal, and publicly delivered, casual disobedience.
     
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    The only benefit to having kids is to have someone to take care of you when you get older. That is it. Other than that it is a complete freaking waste of money. yeah, sure they are cute between 2 and 6...after that..it sucks.

    Seriously, besides having someone take care of you when you are older name me one damn benefit to having a kid. Tax relief perhaps?
     
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    "liberal society has created a tribe of monstrous kids."


    Why are ultra-liberal Denmark, Sweden, Finland, and Netherlands ranked the top four places to be a child in your survey?

    Why is liberal "socialist" Canada, ranked far higher than the U.S. is best places to be a child?


    http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-files/Society/documents/2007/02/14/UNchildwellbeing.pdf
     
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    I have only one son and I enjoy him immensely.

    He is not perfect but I have yet to meet any person who is.

    Hes bright ,thoughtful, funny, musical and has many friends who have told me they were surprised to learn he was an only child because he does not act tlike one.

    There are much worse fates in life than not having childern.

    Having childern can be rewarding if it is approached correctly.
     
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    Wow. You really are a terrible human being.
     
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    On the plus side, atleast he isnt likely to reproduce...
     
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    liberals have kids so that they can brainwash them into voting liberal. of course it backfires because gays and animal sex offenders cant produce kids so most liberals dont end up with any.
     
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    If only libs would have the same outlook on sex as they do on the war in Iraq

    Pull out before you are finished
     
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    As opposed to the conservative policy to foray into places they're not wanted? I can just see it in court: "I though she would greet me as a liberator" :D
     
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    LOL man that was a superb one Ham.
     

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