I bowl in two leagues and one of my bowling partners is retiring to the "Villages" in Florida. I wrote this song for him.

[Ray9]

Like a flood from Niagara,
This place got filled with Viagra.
The ladies go down,
like a dog to a bone.

Now I got crotch rash,
That's worse than a car crash,
And now I can't get a bone of my own.

Wastin' away in gonorrheaville,
I can't find my jigger at all.
Some people claim,
That my golf cart's to blame,
But I know,
I'm losin' my balls.

Romance and STD’s: Inside Florida’s wild retirees getaway

LADY LAKE, Fla. – It’s 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn’s gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue’s sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, an…

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Villages 101: ‘Sex on the Square’ put The Villages on the map for all the wrong reasons

It was five years ago a Villager was sentenced to 180 days in jail for having "sex on the square."

www.villages-news.com

 

[Auld Phart]

Should have just sang

Ray Charles - Hit The Road Jack (Original)

Videoclip de Ray Charles Lyrics / Letra Ray Charles Hit The Road Jack ------------------------------------------------------------ (Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.) (Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.) What you say? (Hit the road...

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[rightwinger]

My Sister and Brother-in-Law moved to The Villages with my mom.
I visited last December and it was a very odd community.

A population of 100,000 old people.
All the neighbors, stores, restaurant, bars, parks are all older people. No young families, no young couples….just old people

 

[MarathonMike]

Like a flood from Niagara,
This place got filled with Viagra.
The ladies go down,
like a dog to a bone.

Now I got crotch rash,
That's worse than a car crash,
And now I can't get a bone of my own.

Wastin' away in gonorrheaville,
I can't find my jigger at all.
Some people claim,
That my golf cart's to blame,
But I know,
I'm losin' my balls.

Romance and STD’s: Inside Florida’s wild retirees getaway

LADY LAKE, Fla. – It’s 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn’s gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue’s sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, an…

nypost.com

Villages 101: ‘Sex on the Square’ put The Villages on the map for all the wrong reasons

It was five years ago a Villager was sentenced to 180 days in jail for having "sex on the square."

www.villages-news.com

I thought all they did was play shuffleboard and cards.

 

[rightwinger]

I thought all they did was play shuffleboard and cards.

Pickleball

 

[Sunni Man]

My Sister and Brother-in-Law moved to The Villages

Same here but in Texas.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Joe Biden also has a Villages song

 

[TheProgressivePatriot]

My Sister and Brother-in-Law moved to The Villages with my mom.
I visited last December and it was a very odd community.

A population of 100,000 old people.
All the neighbors, stores, restaurant, bars, parks are all older people. No young families, no young couples….just old people

Hey! My wife's brother and his wife live there too. But they are super religious and straight laced. Now I'm wondering!

 

[rightwinger]

Joe Biden also has a Villages song

Villages is TRUMP country