I am disappointed.

[DrSporK]

I just got banned from the Democratic Underground for 3rd or 4th time and I needed a new forum full of tree hugging liberals to ridicule for my own pleasure. So i joined this forum in hopes of quenching my thirst to communicate with retards... but I fear I may have been duped as this appears to be a mainly conservative message board.

You see friends, I was directed here by a very stupid woman and was hoping to find the likes of her kind here. So I say this to you dear readers, may I find some glorified imbeciles amongst these threads for otherwise I shall not be pleased.

-The God, The SporK

 

[RadiomanATL]

Lots of retards from both sides here.

Now it looks like they are +1.

 

[Oddball]

Fret not...Nobody gets banned here like they do at Dumbass Underground.

Hell, I got banned for pointing out that socialist Bernie Sanders freely admitted he was a socialist.

 

[Vel]

Fear not. 6% of all threads contain rdean.

 

[California Girl]

DUmmies are funny people.

 

[The Infidel]

Trust me... if you are The Spork, you will find them.

They are all around us.... get a big can of Raid... spray it, and watch them run.

Just look at my sig....

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Truthmatters is here.
Rdean is here.
Bfgrn hasn't been around for a while, but is good.
Midcan might be a bot.

There is a lot of material, and the banhammer is kept locked.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Truthmatters is here.
Rdean is here.
Bfgrn hasn't been around for a while, but is good.
Midcan might be a bot.

There is a lot of material, and the banhammer is kept locked.

Midcan is incapable of having a conversation without posting a link to some Amazon book or another.

I swear, all midcan does is troll Amazon all day looking for things to reinforce the pre-existing stereotypes/opinions.

 

[del]

I just got banned from the Democratic Underground for 3rd or 4th time and I needed a new forum full of tree hugging liberals to ridicule for my own pleasure. So i joined this forum in hopes of quenching my thirst to communicate with retards... but I fear I may have been duped as this appears to be a mainly conservative message board.

You see friends, I was directed here by a very stupid woman and was hoping to find the likes of her kind here. So I say this to you dear readers, may I find some glorified imbeciles amongst these threads for otherwise I shall not be pleased.

-The God, The SporK

your search will be greatly aided by the acquisition of a mirror.

 

[Mad Scientist]

I just got banned from the Democratic Underground for 3rd or 4th time and I needed a new forum full of tree hugging liberals to ridicule for my own pleasure. So i joined this forum in hopes of quenching my thirst to communicate with retards... but I fear I may have been duped as this appears to be a mainly conservative message board.

You see friends, I was directed here by a very stupid woman and was hoping to find the likes of her kind here. So I say this to you dear readers, may I find some glorified imbeciles amongst these threads for otherwise I shall not be pleased.

-The God, The SporK

I like this guy already! (No homo)

 

[DrSporK]

Trust me... if you are The Spork, you will find them.

They are all around us.... get a big can of Raid... spray it, and watch them run.

Just look at my sig....

You know of me, sir?

Then you know what is at stake.

It has begun.

-SporK

 

[RadiomanATL]

I just got banned from the Democratic Underground for 3rd or 4th time and I needed a new forum full of tree hugging liberals to ridicule for my own pleasure. So i joined this forum in hopes of quenching my thirst to communicate with retards... but I fear I may have been duped as this appears to be a mainly conservative message board.

You see friends, I was directed here by a very stupid woman and was hoping to find the likes of her kind here. So I say this to you dear readers, may I find some glorified imbeciles amongst these threads for otherwise I shall not be pleased.

-The God, The SporK

your search will be greatly aided by the acquisition of a mirror.

Fuck!

I was trying to think of a line like that.

Damn you del...damn you...

 

[DrSporK]

I just got banned from the Democratic Underground for 3rd or 4th time and I needed a new forum full of tree hugging liberals to ridicule for my own pleasure. So i joined this forum in hopes of quenching my thirst to communicate with retards... but I fear I may have been duped as this appears to be a mainly conservative message board.

You see friends, I was directed here by a very stupid woman and was hoping to find the likes of her kind here. So I say this to you dear readers, may I find some glorified imbeciles amongst these threads for otherwise I shall not be pleased.

-The God, The SporK

your search will be greatly aided by the acquisition of a mirror.

I don't suppose you'd let me borrow the one you keep in your purse?

-SporK

 

[DrSporK]

I just got banned from the Democratic Underground for 3rd or 4th time and I needed a new forum full of tree hugging liberals to ridicule for my own pleasure. So i joined this forum in hopes of quenching my thirst to communicate with retards... but I fear I may have been duped as this appears to be a mainly conservative message board.

You see friends, I was directed here by a very stupid woman and was hoping to find the likes of her kind here. So I say this to you dear readers, may I find some glorified imbeciles amongst these threads for otherwise I shall not be pleased.

-The God, The SporK

your search will be greatly aided by the acquisition of a mirror.

Fuck!

I was trying to think of a line like that.

Damn you del...damn you...

Jesus fucking christ, if you're having trouble coming up with minor league material like that...then I'm in the right fucking place.

-SporK

 

[The Infidel]

Trust me... if you are The Spork, you will find them.

They are all around us.... get a big can of Raid... spray it, and watch them run.

Just look at my sig....

You know of me, sir?

Then you know what is at stake.

It has begun.

-SporK

Well.... No, but I know what is at stake.

 

[Sheldon]

I just got banned from the Democratic Underground for 3rd or 4th time and I needed a new forum full of tree hugging liberals to ridicule for my own pleasure. So i joined this forum in hopes of quenching my thirst to communicate with retards... but I fear I may have been duped as this appears to be a mainly conservative message board.

You see friends, I was directed here by a very stupid woman and was hoping to find the likes of her kind here. So I say this to you dear readers, may I find some glorified imbeciles amongst these threads for otherwise I shall not be pleased.

-The God, The SporK

That is SUCH a cool story, bro.

 

[RadiomanATL]

your search will be greatly aided by the acquisition of a mirror.

Fuck!

I was trying to think of a line like that.

Damn you del...damn you...

Jesus fucking christ, if you're having trouble coming up with minor league material like that...then I'm in the right fucking place.

-SporK

Stick around sweet cheeks.

 

[RadiomanATL]

I just got banned from the Democratic Underground for 3rd or 4th time and I needed a new forum full of tree hugging liberals to ridicule for my own pleasure. So i joined this forum in hopes of quenching my thirst to communicate with retards... but I fear I may have been duped as this appears to be a mainly conservative message board.

You see friends, I was directed here by a very stupid woman and was hoping to find the likes of her kind here. So I say this to you dear readers, may I find some glorified imbeciles amongst these threads for otherwise I shall not be pleased.

-The God, The SporK

That is SUCH a cool story, bro.

 

[del]

I just got banned from the Democratic Underground for 3rd or 4th time and I needed a new forum full of tree hugging liberals to ridicule for my own pleasure. So i joined this forum in hopes of quenching my thirst to communicate with retards... but I fear I may have been duped as this appears to be a mainly conservative message board.

You see friends, I was directed here by a very stupid woman and was hoping to find the likes of her kind here. So I say this to you dear readers, may I find some glorified imbeciles amongst these threads for otherwise I shall not be pleased.

-The God, The SporK

your search will be greatly aided by the acquisition of a mirror.

I don't suppose you'd let me borrow the one you keep in your purse?

-SporK

no, go freeload off someone else.

btw, your thread title should be using the present, not the past participle of disappoint.

 

[Sheldon]

I just got banned from the Democratic Underground for 3rd or 4th time and I needed a new forum full of tree hugging liberals to ridicule for my own pleasure. So i joined this forum in hopes of quenching my thirst to communicate with retards... but I fear I may have been duped as this appears to be a mainly conservative message board.

You see friends, I was directed here by a very stupid woman and was hoping to find the likes of her kind here. So I say this to you dear readers, may I find some glorified imbeciles amongst these threads for otherwise I shall not be pleased.

-The God, The SporK

That is SUCH a cool story, bro.

Man that movie is awesome, haven't seen it in awhile. I laughed so hard when he was getting intimate with the pizza slice.