Hugo Chavez Legacy - Venezuelans are Slaughtering their Pets for Food

[Rozman]

So who gets the privilege of bailing out Venezuela?....
Before the people start eating each other after the pets run out....

 

[Rexx Taylor]

So who gets the privilege of bailing out Venezuela?....
Before the people start eating each other after the pets run out....

what about trees/plants and dirt? is that next on the menu?

 

[Norman]

So who gets the privilege of bailing out Venezuela?....
Before the people start eating each other after the pets run out....

The people are already wiping their butts off like animals I hear... so it's not that far of a stretch.

Perhaps they will come to the same realization that anyone with a history book or a brain has come to: socialism doesn't work.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

now I am really having second thoughts about ordering a burger at a Venezuela McDonalds,,,,who knows what body parts are in there!

 

[HenryBHough]

Coming soon for donation to Venezuelans....

"The Official White House Dog CookBook"!

Now there's some REALLY helpful foreign aid.

 

[HUGGY]

You people are SICK!!!!

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Coming soon for donation to Venezuelans....

"The Official White House Dog CookBook"!

Now there's some REALLY helpful foreign aid.

hey, didnt a recent President eat dog time to time?

 

[bripat9643]

Every time some nation's leadership tosses out amercian corporate capitalists the US power structure ramps up the demagoguery machinery. As a conservative I’m content to let the Venezuelans work out Venezuela. Chavez told big american oil to scoot, they would not be allowed to exploit Venezuela’s resources and dance out with the profits. Something americans would wail like banshees about if someone tried it here. Same with Castro. Told american sugar corps to get out. So yeah, clearly he's Satan.

You're about as "conservative" as Pol Pot. It's hard to believe anyone could be stupid enough to blame Venezuela's obvious collapse on American corporations. They have all been run off by the Venezuelan government, so how can they possibly be responsible?

 

[bripat9643]

South American countries go through these sorts of crises all the time, socialist or not.

No they don't.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

South American countries go through these sorts of crises all the time, socialist or not.

No they don't.

now we all have figured out why Hillary is part dog!

 

[LogikAndReazon]

Those clueless little commies begged for this well deserved outcome........ Precious !!! Lmfao

 

[Hossfly]

Coming soon for donation to Venezuelans....

"The Official White House Dog CookBook"!

Now there's some REALLY helpful foreign aid.

Here ya go Henry. Eat up!

Flat Iron Puppy Steak With Three Pepper Rub

This is a treat your whole family can enjoy. Puppy meat is one of the tenderest meats there is. My personal favorite is lab puppies, though any breed will do (use more puppies for smaller breeds). One medium-sized puppy will serve two adults or four children. It is preferable to slaughter the puppies while they are still weaning.

Ingredients
2 lbs flat iron puppy steaks (no older than six weeks)
1 tablespoon smoked paprika
2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon brown sugar
2 teaspoons chili powder
1 teaspoon dried chipotle powder
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin

Directions
Stir together the paprika, salt, sugar, chili powder, chipotle powder, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, and cumin in a small bowl until blended. Rub the seasoning mix all over the flat iron puppy steaks, then wrap them tightly with plastic wrap. Marinate in the refrigerator 2 to 8 hours (the longer the better). Preheat an outdoor grill for medium-high heat, and lightly oil grate. Cook the steaks on the preheated grill until cooked to your desired degree of doneness, about 4 minutes per side for medium. Allow the steaks to rest for 5 minutes in a warm location before slicing.

Serving Suggestion
Use the puppy's heads to top off the display, Place a small cut-out portion of the puppy's fur adhered to toothpicks to garnish each serving. Eat up and enjoy!

MORE DOG RECIPES

Brown Rice Kitten Cassarole

There is notthing tastier than kitten meat. Properly cooked, it tastes like a cross between chicken and cornish game hen. For true kitten meat connosiers, there is nothing better than kitten meat from kittens that were skinned alive. My six and eight year old just love it, and not only that, but I get them to help by holding the kittens as I remove their fur just prior to slitting their little throats (the kittens, not my kids We can hardly wait as each new littler is born to be able to make this tasty meal. And, by the way, the meat from newly-born kittens makes for great hors d'oeuvres if you're having any kind of get together, though plan ahead and freeze the kitten meat so you have at least four or five litters worth.

Ingredients
2 (10.75 ounce) cans condensed cream of asparagus soup
10 3/4 fluid ounces milk
1 1/2 cups water
1 pound chopped cooked kittens (use 6 kittens for a family of four)
1 cup uncooked brown rice
2 (14.5 ounce) cans French cut green beans
1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese
1 cup chopped onion
3 cloves garlic, crushed
1 tablespoon dried parsley
1 1/2 teaspoons dried basil
1 teaspoon dried dill weed
salt and pepper to taste

Directions
Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Lightly grease a medium casserole dish. In a large bowl, mix the soup, milk, water, chicken, rice, green beans, cheddar cheese, onion, and garlic. Season with parsley, basil, dill, salt, and pepper. Transfer to the prepared casserole dish. Bake 1 1/2 hours in the preheated oven, until rice is tender. If water is absorbed too quickly, add more as needed.

Serving Suggestion
Brighten your plates with kitten paws and tails. Use them to garnish the meal like parsley.

MORE CAT RECIPES

Cook Your Pet

 

[GHook93]

Every time some nation's leadership tosses out amercian corporate capitalists the US power structure ramps up the demagoguery machinery. As a conservative I’m content to let the Venezuelans work out Venezuela. Chavez told big american oil to scoot, they would not be allowed to exploit Venezuela’s resources and dance out with the profits. Something americans would wail like banshees about if someone tried it here. Same with Castro. Told american sugar corps to get out. So yeah, clearly he's Satan.

First off fucko I never advocated helping them or interfering. I am pointing out Chavez corrupt socialist policies have destroyed Venezuela. Although a liberal like you (yep I see you called yourself a conservative) will cry foul if we try to deport all illegal Venezuelans.

Second, Chavez didn't toss the US out he nationalize most of the private sector and the foreign (as well as national) private investors left. He turned it to shit via a socialist takeover. Now the chickens have come to roost!

I just don't want to see millions of Venezuelan so called refugees flooding into the country and demanding socialism here!

 

[GHook93]

And when the pets are all gone??
Do people start disappearing??

I guess I would not enjoy eating a taco bowl meal made there in the near future...

I would think people going to a friends house for dinner needs to make sure all the pets
are accounted for...

They move on to soylent green

 

[GHook93]

You people are SICK!!!!

No pampers people like you are sick that desire socialism in American, when it has been proven time and time again to be a failure.

 

[percysunshine]

Dystopia: Venezuelans Are Now Killing Cats, Dogs, and Birds For Food Because Socialism Can't Provide

It is a dystopia in Venezuela. They are killing dogs and cats for food.

Too bad the fat ass is sitting in hell rather than seeing what his corrupt polices did.

Socialist will never learn.

When the dogs run out, Soylent Green LLC will move in.

 

[koshergrl]

So aren't they Socialists? Like Bernie? Hey Milenials...eating your pets - how cool is THAT?

They dream of doing shit like that.

 

[SAYIT]

Every time some nation's leadership tosses out amercian corporate capitalists the US power structure ramps up the demagoguery machinery. As a conservative I’m content to let the Venezuelans work out Venezuela. Chavez told big american oil to scoot, they would not be allowed to exploit Venezuela’s resources and dance out with the profits. Something americans would wail like banshees about if someone tried it here. Same with Castro. Told american sugar corps to get out. So yeah, clearly he's Satan.

In fact, many foreign companies do biz here and "dance out with the profits" just as our investments in Venezuela and elsewhere created jobs and profits for the Venezuelans.

What Slimy Socialists do is STEAL that which capitalists discover, develop or purchase - at serious risk to their capital (as not all ventures are profitable) - and then claim it at gunpoint - in the name of their revolution or "Worker's Paradise."

I find it curious how Socialists manage not only to justify that THEFT but blame the US (or "capitalists") for having had the temerity to create biz, jobs and profits.

In the end the Socialists run the STOLEN ventures into the ground and then beg foreign capitalists to lend them money to finance their unsustainable gov't spending or reopen their markets to foreign investment or both.

 

[Fenton Lum]

Every time some nation's leadership tosses out amercian corporate capitalists the US power structure ramps up the demagoguery machinery. As a conservative I’m content to let the Venezuelans work out Venezuela. Chavez told big american oil to scoot, they would not be allowed to exploit Venezuela’s resources and dance out with the profits. Something americans would wail like banshees about if someone tried it here. Same with Castro. Told american sugar corps to get out. So yeah, clearly he's Satan.

First off fucko I never advocated helping them or interfering. I am pointing out Chavez corrupt socialist policies have destroyed Venezuela. Although a liberal like you (yep I see you called yourself a conservative) will cry foul if we try to deport all illegal Venezuelans.

Second, Chavez didn't toss the US out he nationalize most of the private sector and the foreign (as well as national) private investors left. He turned it to shit via a socialist takeover. Now the chickens have come to roost!

I just don't want to see millions of Venezuelan so called refugees flooding into the country and demanding socialism here!

"Now the chickens have come to roost!"

Fucko? OK, didn't pic up on the fact that I was dealing with an intellectual. As for your labels, whatever, don't care. Yes, nationalized, pretty much cuts out american corporations, like I said. So you just don't want refugees flooding into the country? Man, some of the shit people live in fear of. You already have socialist aspects in american society. And you love them. Yu just have to play your word games and call it something else. As for chickens coming home to roost? Take a long hard look at your own power structure and political/economic systems. Can you?

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Every time some nation's leadership tosses out amercian corporate capitalists the US power structure ramps up the demagoguery machinery. As a conservative I’m content to let the Venezuelans work out Venezuela. Chavez told big american oil to scoot, they would not be allowed to exploit Venezuela’s resources and dance out with the profits. Something americans would wail like banshees about if someone tried it here. Same with Castro. Told american sugar corps to get out. So yeah, clearly he's Satan.

Yeah, and how's it working out? Oh, they've been reduced to eating the family pets.