How to Scare Your Public School

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    First, have all your kids diagnosed with some sort of mental disability.

    Second, have them qualified for "Special Education."

    Now, whenever your wants and desires conflict with the school's, repeat the following until you get what you want:

    "The Individuals with Disabilities Education Act does not allow you to discriminate against MY CHILD."

    If the school insists on arguing, for example, that all students have the choice between vanilla or chocolate ice cream, and your kid's request for strawberry ice cream is being denied, say, "WE WILL LET A COURT DECIDE IF THAT'S FAIR!"

    The next day, strawberry ice cream, or whatever you want, will be on the menue, even if the principal himself has to buy it.
     
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    A smart school would let the court decide about the ice cream example. I would love to see a lawyer try to prove to a judge that not having strawberry ice cream is discrimination.
     
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    in vermont, boys can use the girls' bathroom if they feel like they're really a girl.
     
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    Can they shit on the floor if they feel like a dog?
     
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    I tried that at work today & got fired.









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    Are you going back to school?
     
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    Why?

    500 Gallons of Strawberry Ice Cream is much cheaper.
     
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    Got some problems you want to tell us about?
     
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    Let's just say I have a close friend, whose 16 yo slave is SpEd. School has all the students show up yesterday to get their schedules, and make any changes they want.


    He drops his kid at the school, and the school counsellor says, hey, you're Special Ed, we cannot do anything about your schedule, go talk to the SpEd office. No one's at the SpEd office, so the kid walks home.

    Today, my close friend takes the slave back to school, and the councellor expains that since the kid is SpEd and has an IEP, he cannot change the schedule, and the persons that CAN change it won't be back until school starts.

    My friend says, "You are discriminating against my slave, because he is SpEd."
    Councellor: "No we're not, he has an IEP"
    My friend: "Well, that's something for a court to decide."

    My close friend received a call, 4 hours later, letting him know the schedule for his slave would be changed.
     
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    What ever happened to wanting to be treated just like everyone else?

     

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