How to Put on a Condom

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    The following conversation inspired me to begin this thread :

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    Condom?
     
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    the major reason condoms fail is people dont realize how to use them..

    1. never use novelty condoms.....

    2. do not use lambskin or other natural condoms..the condoms are porous and allowed the aids virus to sneak in

    3. leave a bit of the tip of the condom free...dont pull it snug over said dick...or when said dick climaxes the condom can be dislodged by the force of the sperm if the condom is too tight

    i am sure i have more advice
     
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    Reminds me of the joke about the guy who followed the instructions on the condom box and kept having kids. It said to "place the condom on your organ" and he didn't have an organ so he put it in the piano.
     
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    You knew all this this FIRST TIME you used one???

    You hill folk are born with all sorts of useful skills, aren't you!
     
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    And when buying condoms, if there's a cute girl behind the counter, always ask for the extra large size.
     
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    did i mention i taught sex ed?
     
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    aids wasnt a problem when i was young.....we used the lambskins
     
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    so you find a retailer with an ugly condom sales person to get the proper size?
     

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