How happy is your woman?

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  1. Bootneck
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    Now come on guys. Are you making your woman happy, or are you pissing her off big time. Use this guide to check out your rating.

    Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies. Make women happy.
    Do something she likes and you get points.
    Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.


    SIMPLE DUTIES

    *You make the bed............................. +1

    *You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows... 0

    *You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets......... -1

    *You leave the toilet seat up................ -5

    *You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty........... 0

    *When the toilet roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.... -1

    *When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom..... -2

    *You go out to buy her extra-tight panty liners with wings... +4

    *In the snow....... +8

    *But return with beer........ -5

    *And no liners.............. -25

    *You check out a suspicious noise at night............. 0

    *You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing......... 0

    *You check out a suspicious noise and it is something........ +5

    *You pummel it with a six iron....... +10

    *Its her cat........... -40


    HER BIRTHDAY

    *You take her out to dinner........... 0

    *You take her out to dinner and it's a bar......... +1

    *Okay it's a sports bar......... -2

    *And it's all-you-can-eat night...... -3

    *It's a sports bar, It's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team....... -10


    A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

    *Go with a pal......................... +5

    *The pal is happily married................ +4

    *Or frighteningly single............... -7

    *And he drives a Ferrarri............ -10

    *With a personalised licence plate (GR8 NBED)........-15


    A NIGHT OUT WITH HER

    *You take her to a movie............. +2

    *You take her to a movie she likes......... +4

    *You take her to a movie you hate....... +6

    *You take her to a movie you like...... -2

    *It's called Death Cop 3................. -3

    *Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.............. -9

    *You lied said it was a foreign film about orphans....... -15


    YOUR PHYSIQUE

    *You develop a noticeable pot belly................. -15

    *You develop a noticeable potbelly & exercise to get rid of it....... +10

    *You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts................. -30

    *You say, "It doesnÂ’t matter, you have one too"....... -800


    THE BIG QUESTION (a no win question)

    *She asks, "Do I look fat?"

    *You hesitate in responding............. -10

    *You reply, "Where?"................. -35

    *Any other response................. -20


    COMMUNICATION

    When she wants to talk about a problem:

    *You listen, displaying a concerned expression........... 0

    *You listen, for over 30 minutes................. +5

    *You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV........... +100

    *She realises this is because you have fallen asleep...... -0
     
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    Sorry Bootneck... can't play this game. Relationships are a two way street, not one. If I have to work over time to make her happy, and her not me, then that's no kind of relationship to be in.

    50-50 is the rule, not 90-10, or 80-20, or 70-30, or 60-40..... it's 50-50.
     
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    The only part of your post I disagree with, is the 50 -50 rule. In a relationship, it is 100% by both parties as best you can every single day.
     
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    You can say it as you like, but what you said is just another way to say what I said... :hmpf:
     
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    Terry Shut the $%$ Up!

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    OMG that is so funny!
     
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    It FLUCTUATES between 30-70 and 70-30. but the middle of the pendulum is 50-50.
     
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    Each person giving 50% is not the same as each person giving 100%. If we are in agreement, that is fine. However, what you actually said is not the same as what I said, even if you meant for it to be in your mind.
     
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    You can't be expected to give 100% all the time, everyone has their bad days. If one can pick up the other's slack on bad days, there's strength within the relationship.

    I don't base my relationship on points. If we go out to a sports bar one night, and the girl is less than happy about it, it'll be made up on the next night out when she picks the venue.

    This thread was funny, but you women really oughta stop trying to have that stranglehold. You can be replaced, you know :D
     
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    So can you boys...................... :smoke:


    I love sports bars during football and basketball season, love to watch the game with my fellow fans. There are some dudes out there that aren't into sports and would rather go disco dancing! :eek:
     
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    Sports bar was one example, but the point is we can share our nights out.

    And that guy going disco dancing probably isn't concerned with women anyway :lol:
     

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