How do you get clean?

Abbey Normal said:
ITA.

What about this kind of shower?

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Looks expensive, I need to see more before I can say for sure.:p:
 
shower....hate baths...sitting in your own filth

back to water, hot, high pressure

brush teeth

shave

wash hair and body

when my wife asks me what the hell i am doing i tell her it is mine i can wash it as fast as i like
 
Shower...
First I get wet, stand there for a bit.
Then I wash my arms, then legs
then face
the my unmentionable area
then my hair
then I stand there and listen to my MP3 player (with external speakers), and act like I'm Geddy Lee during the musical break of "Closer to the Heart."

Then I get out 20 minutes later, soaked and dehydrated.

I've tried reading in the tub, its hard to concentrate and I get woozily dehydrated.
 
dilloduck said:
Don't fall for that old joke Joz. They just like seeing your butt vibrate on the pulse setting! :teeth:
No, that's not it.
 
The message setting on my showerhead won't work well without good pressure. Very hot water. I like red tracks on my skin after the shower...

Anyway.. Definitely shower. Baths take too long and contrary to all those people reading in the tub is just uncomfortable. I spend too much time worrying about not getting my book wet.
 
The ClayTaurus said:
They're about to get in! :banana: That picture is the first in a series :thup:
Thanks, but no thanks? No pseudo-sumo tub pics of me! :eek:


But, actually, I DID get a picture in the tub this weekend... of my husband! :D
 
no1tovote4 said:
The message setting on my showerhead won't work well without good pressure. Very hot water. I like red tracks on my skin after the shower...

Anyway.. Definitely shower. Baths take too long and contrary to all those people reading in the tub is just uncomfortable. I spend too much time worrying about not getting my book wet.
They sell a little shelf that fits across the tub and has arms to hold the book open. I can't remember where I saw that....

I used to read in the tub all the time, but I don't have time for it any more.

And, you're right; showers should be just shy of scalding. :)
 
I take showers, generally, although baths are good for relaxing. I don't, however, like to take a bath for the sole purpose of getting clean, in fact, I prefer a bath if I'm not dirty at all, otherwise I feel like I'm lying in a pool of my own filth.

My shower routine is very static: chest, both arms, armpits and stomach, further south (wink wink, nudge nudge), and then shampoo the hair. I always shave before I get in the shower, but I rarely shave on a daily basis. Then I get dressed, brush the teeth, comb the hair, and I'm ready.
 
Dan said:
I take showers, generally, although baths are good for relaxing. I don't, however, like to take a bath for the sole purpose of getting clean, in fact, I prefer a bath if I'm not dirty at all, otherwise I feel like I'm lying in a pool of my own filth.

My shower routine is very static: chest, both arms, armpits and stomach, further south (wink wink, nudge nudge), and then shampoo the hair. I always shave before I get in the shower, but I rarely shave on a daily basis. Then I get dressed, brush the teeth, comb the hair, and I'm ready.
I was always taught to shave after showering... interesting the habits everyone grows up with.
 
Dan said:
I take showers, generally, although baths are good for relaxing. I don't, however, like to take a bath for the sole purpose of getting clean, in fact, I prefer a bath if I'm not dirty at all, otherwise I feel like I'm lying in a pool of my own filth.

My shower routine is very static: chest, both arms, armpits and stomach, further south (wink wink, nudge nudge), and then shampoo the hair. I always shave before I get in the shower, but I rarely shave on a daily basis. Then I get dressed, brush the teeth, comb the hair, and I'm ready.
For me, bath is for relaxing. In the olden days, I'd do leg shaving then, but I've gone epililady. So now, baths for relax/reading and showers for cleaning. No cleaning in bath!
 
manu1959 said:
shower....
wash hair and body

when my wife asks me what the hell i am doing i tell her it is mine i can wash it as fast as i like


eeeeeeeeeewewwwwwwwwwww
 
Mr. P said:
It's more like Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!:wank:

I've had aweful experiences with that that have put me out of commission for weeks.l Not reccommended for anyone.

And I shave after the shower, usually sunday nights.
 
In a hurry? Shower - facing away from the water to wash my hair, facing the water to wash everything else..

Bath? Light smelly candles, get book, take 5 min shower, then fill tub with hot water and bubbles, sit, and read. :D
 
Hair first. Then everthing else with my back to the water; only facing when I need to rinse.

Usually take a long time rising though..hard to make sure the water gets into all the nooks and crannies of the snowsuit I'm wearing.
 
I was always taught to shave after showering... interesting the habits everyone grows up with.

Well, I just have a beard trimmer that works just as well as an electric shaver when the entire guard is removed. However, if I try to shave with that right out of the shower, all the wet beard trimmings get gunked up inside the hair trap.

Enjoy that visual, folks, I got a million of them.
 
Dan said:
Well, I just have a beard trimmer that works just as well as an electric shaver when the entire guard is removed. However, if I try to shave with that right out of the shower, all the wet beard trimmings get gunked up inside the hair trap.

Enjoy that visual, folks, I got a million of them.

By all means, Dan, keep 'em comin! :whip:
 

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