Mr. H.
Diamond Member
Was on a first date a few years back when I got attacked by a gang of random, hostile but for some reason, grinning, sharts.
They bit me, thus making me a part of their gang, and here I am.
Look out: You never know when we'll show up to surprise you.
(But not eating beans greatly lessens your odds of meeting us. Just sayin'.)
shart
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")