How can I delete my account?

[MacTheKnife]

Anyone know how to do that?

 

[JGalt]

Post tittie pictures of the neighbor woman. That usually works.

 

[Toro]

You can't.

You can never leave.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Anyone know how to do that?

No need – everyone has you on ignore anyway.

 

[JGalt]

You can't.

You can never leave.

Ain't that the way it works? People will still be reading the stupid things I posted, long after I'm dead.

The internet is forever.

 

[boedicca]

Anyone know how to do that?

Just leave and don't come back.

I doubt anyone will notice.

 

[JGalt]

Anyone know how to do that?

So would would you want to do that? Please don't tell me that you're trying to scub your social media history and do something irresponsible.

I don't want to see your face plastered all over the news this week.

 

[Ringel05]

Anyone know how to do that?

Step by step instructions.

 

[JGalt]

Anyone know how to do that?

Step by step instructions.

You guys are mean.

 

[eagle1462010]

Anyone know how to do that?

Place everyone on ignore and it will seem like it is deleted.

 

[Oddball]

Awww...I kinda liked that dude

 

[JGalt]

Anyone know how to do that?

Place everyone on ignore and it will seem like it is deleted.

I usually just tie a big ham steak to the top of my head, then nobody wants anything to do with me.

Dogs seem to like me though. Strange.

 

[presonorek]

Anyone know how to do that?

To quote the movie, "Malibu's Most Wanted": "The only way out is in a box."

 

[william the wie]

I left for for most of 8 years Who needs 2 million ways to say Obama sucks?

 

[MarathonMike]

Anyone know how to do that?

Why?

 

[sealybobo]

Anyone know how to do that?

Just leave and don't come back.

I doubt anyone will notice.

And every once in awhile we will pee on the dead corpse or throw rocks at it. Your soul can leave but you can’t take your body to heaven. The coroner is going to see you naked.

 

[sealybobo]

I left for for most of 8 years Who needs 2 million ways to say Obama sucks?

There were some bush years I took a break in disgust

 

[petro]

Anyone know how to do that?

Why?

Moderation butthurt.

 

[the other mike]

Try Chantix.

 

[rightwinger]

Anyone know how to do that?

Easiest way is to take your laptop and throw it in the river