strollingbones
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we were at the obx....i went walking on the north point and lost track of time...and suffered a hellish sun burn...so we decided to drive back inland and get a motel room...we ended up driving to plymoth nc...a very small town....see a hotel and check in...its ran by indians..gandi not native....the check in guy acts odd....so we get to the room and i go to grab a couple of cokes out of the machine...the guys at the machine act odd....so off we go to eat.....the waiteress asks where we are staying....we tell her...and suddenly she stops talking to me...soooooooooo we get back to the hotel....hubby turns on tv....full on porno....he is like maybe this isnt x rated.....i am like...honey hush that is all illegal in nc...the sex acts they were showing...the place is packed with fishermen and boats.....the next morning....its a ghost town...everyone is gone....except the hookers....we managed to stay in one of the few brothels near the coast.....way to go hubby.
we are staying in a condo in gatlinburg tn....the upper condo..someone is beating the hell outta the door...yelling....we ignore it....so i go outside on the balcony and i hear a man's voice ..."can you help me" i run back into the condo...and tell hubby.....the upper condo...someone is now pounding the door screaming....so hubby goes out on balcony....and talks to man's voice...
two teenagers upstairs have locked themselves on the balcony...the beating and yellling is from the girls father.....they are locked out of the condo when the stupid kids got locked on the balcony...so hubby gets condo keys from kids and goes to take them to madder than hell father of the girl...i am outside asking the kids if they need some clothes to put on...they laugh and swear they are fully dressed..father was not impressed by the story.....
the worst: we are in a condo at the beach....real nice place....son is very young and very asleep in his own room...hubby and i are on the sofa....we begin to mess about.....i am nekkid...he is not...when suddenly with no knock or anything....a man opens the door and walks in...hubby manages to cover me with his body and is rather loudly telling the guy to get the fuck out of our condo...the guy was a carpet cleaner....i think that is one of the maddest i have ever seen hubby
we are staying in a condo in gatlinburg tn....the upper condo..someone is beating the hell outta the door...yelling....we ignore it....so i go outside on the balcony and i hear a man's voice ..."can you help me" i run back into the condo...and tell hubby.....the upper condo...someone is now pounding the door screaming....so hubby goes out on balcony....and talks to man's voice...
two teenagers upstairs have locked themselves on the balcony...the beating and yellling is from the girls father.....they are locked out of the condo when the stupid kids got locked on the balcony...so hubby gets condo keys from kids and goes to take them to madder than hell father of the girl...i am outside asking the kids if they need some clothes to put on...they laugh and swear they are fully dressed..father was not impressed by the story.....
the worst: we are in a condo at the beach....real nice place....son is very young and very asleep in his own room...hubby and i are on the sofa....we begin to mess about.....i am nekkid...he is not...when suddenly with no knock or anything....a man opens the door and walks in...hubby manages to cover me with his body and is rather loudly telling the guy to get the fuck out of our condo...the guy was a carpet cleaner....i think that is one of the maddest i have ever seen hubby