I heard a recent story on the radio and will post a link if I can find a copy of the full story. There was a criminal trial doing jury selection and they asked if anybody had been convicted of a felony or otherwise would not be qualified as a juror due to past criminal actions. A couple fessed up to felonies they were convicted of after the standard "Have you been arrested? Were you convicted?" line of questions. Before continuing, they asked if anybody else had something to say along those lines. One of the jurors raised his had and said, "I'm on morphine, and I'm high as a kite right now."