Hi! I'm seriously flawed on a fundimental level....

[Mad_Cabbie]

I'm not good-looking, I DON'T have a six pack, I'm afraid of napkins, I don't make a load of cash and I have crazy, malicious eyes that scare the hell out of small animals and Christian fundamentalists.

I don't even know if any of this is real ... I mean ... we might all be just a tiny universe resting on a dustmite's behind - waiting for the unceremonious end.

Am I rambling? I sometimes forget that I have an audiance and sort of wander off into the abysmal depth's of my own demented mind...

I like pizza ... a lot. I would eat nothing but pizza almighty every damn day of my joke of a life if only it were possible.

I might anyway.

I like to fish ... and I like to play online. It's fun. I often pretend that I go fishing then lie about it online to people who think that I like to fish for real.

It's all a lie! Just like my pitiful existance - a textbook example of what too much education and not enough supervision can leed to.

Did I mention that I have an unhealthy obsesion with the Octomom? I think she's hot and I will will fight to the death with any man who stands between me and my future overly-fertile bride.

I'm geting really bored now - I blame George W B-B-Bush. He did it because he HATES me!

 

[Connery]

Welcome!!!

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Welcome!!!

LOL! Thank you! It's really nice to be here.

 

[skye]

Welcome!





(but don't blame G Bush, ok? you can blame Obama though)

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Welcome!

(but don't blame G Bush, ok? you can blame Obama though)

I blame myself! Beyond that, I blame Mortal Kombat.

 

[skye]

yep...no prob.

 

[R.C. Christian]

I think you need to concentrate on fishing and spend less time with Octomom fantasies. That's probably some scary porn you're looking at.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

I think you need to concentrate on fishing and spend less time with Octomom fantasies. That's probably some scary porn you're looking at.

blasphemy!!!

 

[Pogo]

>> Hi! I'm seriously flawed on a fundimental [sic] level.... <<

Say no more. You'll fit right in.



"six pack"?

 

[dblack]

's ok. Spelling doesn't count here.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

's ok. Spelling doesn't count here.

Thank God!!! Spell check hath abandoned me!!!

 

[Mr. H.]

Do you ever eat any of the fish for which you fish?

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Do you ever eat any of the fish for which you fish?

I do, especially snakeheads ... yum.

 

[percysunshine]

Welcome!

btw...don't take your flaws too personally. The last few new members included a self identified psychopath and a black gay communist, and they seem to have fit in ok...

 

[dblack]

The last few new members included a self identified psychopath and a black gay communist ...

Do they have any flaws?

 

[percysunshine]

The last few new members included a self identified psychopath and a black gay communist ...

Do they have any flaws?

Volunteering to post on USMB is the only one I can identify.

 

[Mr. H.]

Do you ever eat any of the fish for which you fish?

I do, especially snakeheads ... yum.

Ever had snakehead pizza?

 

[TemplarKormac]

Welcome!

As you'll soon find out, Cabbie, we're all flawed on a fundamental level. Welcome to the club.

 

[April]

Welcome to USMB, Mad Cabbie...

 

[JohnL.Burke]

I hope you don't like pineapple pizza! That stuff is nasty!