OldLady
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- Nov 16, 2015
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Here's what I'm trying to do. I'm moving into a new fancy-dancy neighborhood and am building a big honkin' house, and I want to be able tell my neighbors, "I'm better than you."
What sort of gardening things do I need to do that?
An arbor is always good, and you HAVE to have wisteria (that's the purple stuff). It's a vine you can train up the house walls or porch, too, but then you have to worry about it rotting the walls, I suppose. An arbor is always a very hoity toity addition. Maybe a little statue of a naked person at the end. Or a fountain with a little boy peeing.