Swagger
Gold Member
I'd also recruit a sniper to eliminate that subversive hippie Gandhi. We should never have relinquished control over India and the fact that we no longer rule over the Jewel of the Empire is a national disgrace.
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Well, OK then ...........Furthermore, after watching Netflix's outstanding series, Narcos, I'd be left with no other option but to approach Hitler, commandeer one of his SS battalions, freeze them like Jabba the Hutt did to Han Solo (somehow), fast-forward to the '80s and unleash my Aryan commandos on Pablo Escobar and his organisation because if there's ever been a time when you need to go "full Nazi", it was during that murderous wop's reign of terror.
Don't you want to know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa? Who killed JFK? Wouldn't you like to actually hear Jesus preach in person? Wouldn't you like to watch the great pyramids built? Wouldn't you like to greet Noah when he stepped off the Ark? Wouldn't you like to watch the great wall of China built? Wouldn't you like to know where Hitler's gold is hidden? Wouldn't you like to know where the Lost Dutchman's gold mine is? Wouldn't you like to see a live dinosaur? Wouldn't you like to watch the first fire being made by a human? Wouldn't you like to watch the UFO crash in New Mexico in 1947?
Time travel would be exciting if we could go back and see the wonders of the world as they happened.
Well, OK then ...........Furthermore, after watching Netflix's outstanding series, Narcos, I'd be left with no other option but to approach Hitler, commandeer one of his SS battalions, freeze them like Jabba the Hutt did to Han Solo (somehow), fast-forward to the '80s and unleash my Aryan commandos on Pablo Escobar and his organisation because if there's ever been a time when you need to go "full Nazi", it was during that murderous wop's reign of terror.
Although I probably wouldn't live longer than a week, I'd happily cut one of Stat's balls off in return for a trip back in time to tour the Roman Empire. I'd then fast-forward two thousand years, find out where the young Alex Jones went to what you colonials call "pre-school", abduct him, find somewhere quiet and shoot him in the face.
Don't you want to know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa? Who killed JFK? Wouldn't you like to actually hear Jesus preach in person? Wouldn't you like to watch the great pyramids built? Wouldn't you like to greet Noah when he stepped off the Ark? Wouldn't you like to watch the great wall of China built? Wouldn't you like to know where Hitler's gold is hidden? Wouldn't you like to know where the Lost Dutchman's gold mine is? Wouldn't you like to see a live dinosaur? Wouldn't you like to watch the first fire being made by a human? Wouldn't you like to watch the UFO crash in New Mexico in 1947?
Time travel would be exciting if we could go back and see the wonders of the world as they happened.
On reflection, I'd almost certainly remove Stat's remaining ball (he's never needed them anyway) in return for a pet raptor, which would prove invaluable the next time I have to enter a gypsy camp to retrieve my property.
Will you speak German?LOL..... I may indeed call in...... tonight, right?
Hey look the biggest faggot on USMB is gonna be on tonight. Are you finally going to come out of the closet offically? I bet you have a lisp.LOL..... I may indeed call in...... tonight, right?
Will you speak German?LOL..... I may indeed call in...... tonight, right?
No no no. I meant on the show.Will you speak German?LOL..... I may indeed call in...... tonight, right?
Ist gut möglich....
Please dontGt you need me to call in. You'll have to entice me bro.
Please dontGt you need me to call in. You'll have to entice me bro.
Was that convincing?
Well if someone said that to me, I'd think you didn't want me to call in. No telling what that says to him tho.Please dontGt you need me to call in. You'll have to entice me bro.
Was that convincing?
Im sorry : (Please dontGt you need me to call in. You'll have to entice me bro.
Was that convincing?
Haven't you learned yet that telling him no means yes? Sitting here shaking my head at you.
Im sorry : (Please dontGt you need me to call in. You'll have to entice me bro.
Was that convincing?
Haven't you learned yet that telling him no means yes? Sitting here shaking my head at you.