Ill mention them. Im glad she chose usmb rather than becoming a sadistic serial killer coming to a town near me. Im glad she chose usmb rather than dancing at the pretty kitty tuesday nights at 11. Im glad she chose usmb rather than shooting heroin between every webbing between every toe, simultaneously......and then drooling with her mouth open and playing xbox. Im glad she chose usmb over becoming an intelligence advisor to sarah palin. Im glad she didnt star in the porno nailin palin. Err, no im not. Im glad she doesnt ride a scooter in booty shorts wit a fanny pack full of ghanja in 1984 Err...no im not.