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    And my brain is running at full power. I am probably the smartest person who has ever been here. Do you think you can handle it? Hate to be an asshole, but I doubt it. I was thinking one time about joining one of those MENSA forums. But their membership was something like 35 people. I would do just about as well talking to myself. Though admittedly, I don't have the brainpower in some ways as they do. For instance, they could certainly kick my ass in mathematics. But it doesn't depend so much on how much you know. But the quality of what you do know.
     
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    But there membership was something like 35 people.

    Your brilliance is very impressive.
     
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    I normally go easy on the noobs, but this shit just makes me want to gorilla tape you to a picnic table and pour sugar water on you.
     
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    Shoulda joined the MENSA forum instead. Your IQ is dropping 20 points every hour you're on here.
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    BTW: How's Pinky doin'? You need a new sidekick. You'll never take over the world with that idiot.

    Edited to add: I should warn you. I just put some fresh glue traps out in my garage, so be careful.
     
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    Was I not being specific enough for you? Granted, it wasn't exactly a MENSA forum. But it was one for the brainiac types. And that was around the number of their membership.
     
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    Wow, you've definitely come to the right spot.

    Head on down to the basement, they'll get you all set up.
     
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    I started a thread in the science section. I wonder what you would make of it. You don't have to believe what I said here. I know your ego probably won't allow it. So I will forgive you.
     
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    Maybe if I came here expecting to believe what people say my IQ would drop.
     
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    Strangely enough, that is just where I would expect this forum or any other to put somebody with half a brain.
     
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