Hello chaps

[OldLady]

I'm English and don't know if us limeys are allowed to join, so let me know.
I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Welcome, Mike! You are very welcome--don't let these jokers fool you.

Love your stout and your Christmas crackers.

Have a Walkers.

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You sure those aren't biscuits?

Yeah, well, that ain't what we call 'em, is it?

 

[Tilly]

I'm English and don't know if us limeys are allowed to join, so let me know.
I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Welcome, Mike! You are very welcome--don't let these jokers fool you.

Love your stout and your Christmas crackers.

Have a Walkers.

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Those are shortbreads.

What the hell is wrong with cookies?

Oh there’s absolutley nothing wrong with cookies!

 

[Tilly]

I'm English and don't know if us limeys are allowed to join, so let me know.
I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Welcome, Mike! You are very welcome--don't let these jokers fool you.

Love your stout and your Christmas crackers.

Have a Walkers.

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You sure those aren't biscuits?

Yeah, well, that ain't what we call 'em, is it?

But Walkers are crisps, aren’t they?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I'm English and don't know if us limeys are allowed to join, so let me know.
I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Welcome, Mike! You are very welcome--don't let these jokers fool you.

Love your stout and your Christmas crackers.

Have a Walkers.

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Those are shortbreads.

What the hell is wrong with cookies?

Oh there’s absolutley nothing wrong with cookies!

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Can you get Kimberly biscuits? I had them when we went to Ireland, sort of gingery with marshmallow. Quite tasty

 

[Tilly]

I'm English and don't know if us limeys are allowed to join, so let me know.
I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Welcome, Mike! You are very welcome--don't let these jokers fool you.

Love your stout and your Christmas crackers.

Have a Walkers.

View attachment 214582

Those are shortbreads.

What the hell is wrong with cookies?

Oh there’s absolutley nothing wrong with cookies!

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Can you get Kimberly biscuits? I had them when we went to Ireland, sort of gingery with marshmallow. Quite tasty

I haven’t heard of those, but I’m not really much of a biscuit fan.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Welcome, Mike! You are very welcome--don't let these jokers fool you.

Love your stout and your Christmas crackers.

Have a Walkers.

View attachment 214582

Those are shortbreads.

What the hell is wrong with cookies?

Oh there’s absolutley nothing wrong with cookies!

View attachment 214611

Can you get Kimberly biscuits? I had them when we went to Ireland, sort of gingery with marshmallow. Quite tasty

I haven’t heard of those, but I’m not really much of a biscuit fan.

I liked them, I also really liked the soda bread we had. I had it with smoked salmon

 

[Pogo]

I'm English and don't know if us limeys are allowed to join, so let me know.
I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Welcome, Mike! You are very welcome--don't let these jokers fool you.

Love your stout and your Christmas crackers.

Have a Walkers.

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Och! I love shortbreed, lass! Uh'll hae a wee bit, d'ye ken?

Welcome to the OP. I hope you brought limes. You'll need hip boots as well. But if you insist on speaking English you may find somewhat of a language barrier.

As my friend Harley correctly noted above:

Our politicians are selfish lying asswipes.
The people that pay attention to politics in America are partisan hacks that keep voting those asswipes in.

In other words just like England. Which most of us do understand is not the same as the UK, which most of us also understand does not include Ireland. For that we apologise.

 

[Pogo]

Thank you gentlemen, and to those who might wish to mock my homeland, please remember we English invented America and civilised it for you, otherwise you'd still be living in wigwams and scalping each other!
Huh you try to be nice (sniffle)...

Gentlemen, huh? Forgot anyone, did ya?

Clearly with the pre-position gentle he's summarily eliminated all of us already.

 

[OldLady]

I'm English and don't know if us limeys are allowed to join, so let me know.
I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Welcome, Mike! You are very welcome--don't let these jokers fool you.

Love your stout and your Christmas crackers.

Have a Walkers.

View attachment 214582

Those are shortbreads.

What the hell is wrong with cookies?

Oh there’s absolutley nothing wrong with cookies!

View attachment 214611

Can you get Kimberly biscuits? I had them when we went to Ireland, sort of gingery with marshmallow. Quite tasty

OMG those sound wonderful!

 

[OldLady]

Thank you gentlemen, and to those who might wish to mock my homeland, please remember we English invented America and civilised it for you, otherwise you'd still be living in wigwams and scalping each other!
Huh you try to be nice (sniffle)...

Gentlemen, huh? Forgot anyone, did ya?

Clearly with the pre-position gentle he's summarily eliminated all of us already.

I am TOO gentle. Once in awhile.

 

[Lysistrata]

I'm going to venture out into the main forums now (gulp), I may show mercy but shall ask for none..

Steady now. We Americans are a bunch of weirdos here.

 

[hjmick]

I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Well, you will definitely learn about stuff, as for U.S. politics... you won't learn anything here except "we're always right and have the answers to all your problems, they're always wrong and hate you..."

 

[Crixus]

I'm English and don't know if us limeys are allowed to join, so let me know.
I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Hello. Probubly the best place to learn about American politics is down in the flame zone. The folks there are very welcoming and nice. They will make you feel right at home.

 

[gtopa1]

I'm English and don't know if us limeys are allowed to join, so let me know.
I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Piss off, pom!!

Oh OK; you can stay, as long as we get those Ashes back!!!

Greg

 

[Pogo]

I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Well, you will definitely learn about stuff, as for U.S. politics... you won't learn anything here except "we're always right and have the answers to all your problems, they're always wrong and hate you..."

---- and if only we could eradicate "them" from the face of the earth it would smell of roses forevermore, yadda yadda.

 

[gtopa1]

I'm English and don't know if us limeys are allowed to join, so let me know.
I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Hello. Probubly the best place to learn about American politics is down in the flame zone. The folks there are very welcoming and nice. They will make you feel right at home.

You mongrel; the badlands are better!!!

Greg

 

[Crixus]

I'm English and don't know if us limeys are allowed to join, so let me know.
I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Hello. Probubly the best place to learn about American politics is down in the flame zone. The folks there are very welcoming and nice. They will make you feel right at home.

You mongrel; the badlands are better!!!

Greg

Just trying to have fun, not get the dude molested.

 

[eagle1462010]

WELCOME

 

[Natural Citizen]

I'm simply hoping to learn a bit about US politics and stuff..

Hi. How's it going?

You are in for a treat, lemme tell ya.

 

[Hossfly]

Thank you gentlemen, and to those who might wish to mock my homeland, please remember we English invented America and civilised it for you, otherwise you'd still be living in wigwams and scalping each other!
Huh you try to be nice (sniffle)...

Well now Mister Mike, here's a little ditty to welcome you to the board. Enjoy.