Has anybody got something like this ?

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    Yeah I have one....
    Except it walks on two legs and speaks spanish.
     
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    But is it good in bed?
     
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    You'd have to ask his Senorita.
     
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    You could sample the wears yourself.
     
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    I'll pass. If you'd like I can give him your number.
     
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    I’m too old and I’m on the other side of the planet.
    Besides, what would he make of being handed around?
     
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    And at 3X the price of a regular mower with lesser capabilities, just how would it open gates for itself, navigate over walls and steps, much less know when to stop where my yard ends and my neighbor's begins necessary to cut my yard, you stupid twit? For far less money, I could just hire a kid to cut it for me.
     
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    You can get a cheap version for around £1k.
    And they are programmable so an adult would be able to set it up for you. Embrace the benefits of progressive thinking.
     
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    Hey "Tommy," as a former top craft in one of the world's largest computer systems at one time, I don't need any "adults" to program a lawn mower for me. Even less a robotic lawn mower in the first place. As to embracing progressivism, no thanks, I've seen what it brings with the likes of you as a representative, and I'd sooner drill holes in my head with a power drill.
     
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    I read a news article awhile back about one of these things that got hung up in the garbage by the curb and carried away with the trash and ruined in the process. Man's out several grand.
     

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