Harvard makes a new hire

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Hamas Leader Appointed Senior Fellow At Harvard University

CAMBRIDGE, MA — Notorious Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh will soon be relocating to the U.S. as a Senior Fellow at Harvard University in the field of international relations.

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Hamas Leader Appointed Senior Fellow At Harvard University
EDUCATION·Oct 27, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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CAMBRIDGE, MA — Notorious Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh will soon be relocating to the U.S. as a Senior Fellow at Harvard University in the field of international relations.
"We are honored to welcome such an austere scholar to these hallowed halls," said Harvard Dean Rakesh Khurana. "Mr. Haniyeh brings with him a wealth of knowledge and experience in diplomacy, public relations, and terrorizing innocent Jews — all things we prize highly here at Harvard. We know his valuable and unique perspective will expand the young minds who come here to learn."
Sources say the position will add to the diversity of the staff and provide Haniyeh with a salary of $780,000 per year.

"Inshallah, I hope to remain in this position for years to come, molding young minds to seek the glory of martyrdom as they spill the blood of the Jews," said Haniyeh. "Death to Israel and death to America. Allahu Akbar."
At publishing time, the Dean had politely asked Haniyeh to please stop throwing rocks at Jews in the quad.

 

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Hamas Leader Appointed Senior Fellow At Harvard University

At least Mossad will know where to direct the missile strike.

 

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Harvard is bought and paid for by the Arabs.

 

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Harvard is bought and paid for by the Arabs.

Not just Harvard, all universities around the world

They are raising a whole generation of genocidal martyrs all around the world!

Peace be upon them!

 

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Not just Harvard, all universities around the world

They are raising a whole generation of genocidal martyrs all around the world!

Peace be upon them!

Just think…..these Jew-haters will be the staff at my assisted living facility 20 years from now.

 

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Colleges Graciously Offer Attics For Jewish Students To Hide In During Violent Rallies
EDUCATION·Oct 26, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — Construction companies have reportedly been contracted by the nation's top universities to fabricate attics for Jewish students to hide in during violent antisemitic rallies.
"We could probably stop allowing these violent, racist rallies," said Dean of Students Adolf Al Najjar at Cal State San Bernardino. "But if we don't give our more racist students a safe outlet to chant 'kill the jews' that wouldn't be abiding by the principles of free speech."
"And we're all about free speech here on campus."

Though numerous campuses feature buildings with attic space, those areas are used for important storage. As is, there's just no room for Jews, at least not until additional attics are built.
"We're going to have so many attics you'll never be able to find our Jewish students," said Yale's Vice President for Facilities Achmed Rommel. "Unless you check the attic, I guess. Maybe we didn't think this through."
The Jewish community expressed offense at the new construction program, insisting that they are real human beings and shouldn't be forced to go into hiding just because a bunch of antisemitic professors has encouraged an environment of hate on college campuses.
Harvard Professor Adolf Al Najjar took offense to Jewish offense and argued this point, "If students aren't allowed to freely call for the death of Israel, it might never happen."
At publishing time, colleges also graciously offered to open up some space for Jews under the floorboards.

 

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Colleges Graciously Offer Attics For Jewish Students To Hide In During Violent Rallies
EDUCATION·Oct 26, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — Construction companies have reportedly been contracted by the nation's top universities to fabricate attics for Jewish students to hide in during violent antisemitic rallies.
"We could probably stop allowing these violent, racist rallies," said Dean of Students Adolf Al Najjar at Cal State San Bernardino. "But if we don't give our more racist students a safe outlet to chant 'kill the jews' that wouldn't be abiding by the principles of free speech."
"And we're all about free speech here on campus."

Though numerous campuses feature buildings with attic space, those areas are used for important storage. As is, there's just no room for Jews, at least not until additional attics are built.
"We're going to have so many attics you'll never be able to find our Jewish students," said Yale's Vice President for Facilities Achmed Rommel. "Unless you check the attic, I guess. Maybe we didn't think this through."
The Jewish community expressed offense at the new construction program, insisting that they are real human beings and shouldn't be forced to go into hiding just because a bunch of antisemitic professors has encouraged an environment of hate on college campuses.
Harvard Professor Adolf Al Najjar took offense to Jewish offense and argued this point, "If students aren't allowed to freely call for the death of Israel, it might never happen."
At publishing time, colleges also graciously offered to open up some space for Jews under the floorboards.

Anne Frank is rolling over in her grave, along with the other 6 million murdered Jews - including my parents’ relatives.

 

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Anne Frank is rolling over in her grave, along with the other 6 million murdered Jews - including my parents’ relatives.

You can hide in my attic any day.

We are here for ya!

The only question is, where will I hide?

 

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Satire today reality tomorrow.

 

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Harvard is bought and paid for by the Arabs.

And red china

US academics depends heavily on foreign students from china

 

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And red china

US academics depends heavily on foreign students from china

And on extra funding by the communist dictatorship beyond tuition