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    Sep 17, 2009
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    The Parrot

    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a

    bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the

    bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried

    and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only

    polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of

    to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he

    yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.

    John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder John,

    in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the

    freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and

    kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a

    peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot,

    John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped

    out onto John's outstretched arms and said,

    "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

    I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I

    fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and

    unforgivable behavior."

    John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about

    to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his

    behavior, the bird continued,

    "May I ask what the turkey did?"


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