They walk among us...

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    They Walk Among Us!
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    Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
    To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
    sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
    For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
    He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
    So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

    The next day someone stole it!

    They walk amongst us!

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    One day I was walking down the beach with
    some friends when someone shouted....
    'Look at that dead bird!'
    Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

    They walk among us!

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    While looking at a house, my brother asked the
    estate agent which direction was north because
    he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
    She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
    My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
    and has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
    'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff....'

    They Walk Among Us!

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    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
    when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
    sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
    She drove down in a convertible, but said
    she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
    because the car was moving'.

    They Walk Among Us!

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    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
    which is designed to cut through a seat belt
    if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

    They Walk Among Us!

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    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
    with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
    My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip
    out every time she turns her head!"
    I had to explain that a person's nose and ear
    remain the same distance apart no
    matter which way the head is turned...

    They Walk Among Us !

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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.
    went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
    The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
    because she was a trained professional and
    said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
    'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
    (I work with professionals like this.)

    They Walk Among Us!

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    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
    ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
    the cook asked him if he would like it cut
    into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
    then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
    enough to eat 6 pieces.

    They Walk Among Us!


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    Sarah G When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left Supporting Member

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    I'm pretty sure those people post here. :lol:
     

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