Hallmark rejects

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  1. Merlin1047
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    You'd see something like these one the shelves if I worked for Hallmark.
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    My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat,
    when I looked at the tire.... I noticed your cat.
    Sorry!
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    Heard your wife left you,
    how upset you must be.
    But don't fret about it....
    She moved in with me.
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    Looking back over the years that we've been together,
    I can't help but wonder..."What the hell was I thinking?"
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    Congratulations on your wedding day!
    Too bad no one likes your husband.
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    How could two people as beautiful as you
    have such an ugly baby?
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    I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
    After having met you...I've changed my mind.
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    I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
    I never believed in hell until I met you.
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    As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am
    you're not here to ruin it for me.
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    Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
    would you take this knife out of my back?
    You'll probably need it again.
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    Happy birthday, uncle dad!
    (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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    Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
    Almost lifelike!
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    When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
    Now that we've broken up,
    I think it's time you kept your promise.
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    We have been friends for a very long time..
    Lets say we stop?
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    I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here.
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    Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
    Did you ever find out who the father was?
     
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