Growing old?

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    :lol:Lets us more MATURE people show what the younger posters have to look forward to as the age.


    1-When a woman gets older her hair grows in places it shouldn't but when men grow older they lose hair they shouldn't.

    2-You see what looks like a little mole on your face and you remember all those years when you were young and tanning...so you run to the doctor thinking skin cancer, only to have the doctor tell you...it's an old age mark. :lol:

    3-I loved when I hit 40 years old. I was outside with my kids and they were doing summersalts. I as a young girl was in gymnastic's so I knew how to do back handsprings and all. Well I decided to show off and do a perfect cartwheel, only to fall short and my body hurt. The mind is willing but the body says "I don't think so lady"

    Ok just a few, I know you all have some funny ones so bring it on.

    PS typed really fast, and no spell check...oh wait...old age again. :lol:
     
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    you come to realize that 'older and wiser' isn't always true...
     
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    Whom ever said when you get older you have more Patience LIED
     
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    Goddamn geezer grammar. :mad: :razz:
     
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    I claim OLDHeimers
     
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    o by 55...i have enough facial scars for 3 people or more
     
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    o and do you get in the shower with your glasses on?

    no sillie the skin cancer ....one surgeon kinda got nutzo and gave me half a friggin face lift lol
     
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