Google hates Christmas

[BulletProof]

If you have a Google smart-speaker, say "Hey Google, Merry Christmas." Wait for response. Then say, "Hey Google, Happy Holidays." Compare results.

And, as always, there won't be a Christmas Google Doodle on Christmas day.

 

[Asclepias]

Thats probably because not everyone celebrates xmas. How retarded do you have to be not to know that?

 

[SobieskiSavedEurope]

J00gle is run by you know who (Jew)

 

[SobieskiSavedEurope]

Google can suck on my Yule Log.

 

[TNHarley]

Thats probably because not everyone celebrates xmas. How retarded do you have to be not to know that?

Thats a shitty excuse. Not everyone celebrates every holiday..

 

[Pogo]

If you have a Google smart-speaker, say "Hey Google, Merry Christmas." Wait for response. Then say, "Hey Google, Happy Holidays." Compare results.

And, as always, there won't be a Christmas Google Doodle on Christmas day.

What in the fuck is a "Google smart speaker"?

 

[Pogo]

Thats probably because not everyone celebrates xmas. How retarded do you have to be not to know that?

Thats a shitty excuse. Not everyone celebrates every holiday..

That's what he just said.

 

[Asclepias]

Thats probably because not everyone celebrates xmas. How retarded do you have to be not to know that?

Thats a shitty excuse. Not everyone celebrates every holiday..

who said it was a excuse? Google doesnt have to make excuses for morons. Its a reason.

 

[TheOldSchool]

 

[TheOldSchool]

 

[SobieskiSavedEurope]

 

[Asclepias]

If you have a Google smart-speaker, say "Hey Google, Merry Christmas." Wait for response. Then say, "Hey Google, Happy Holidays." Compare results.

And, as always, there won't be a Christmas Google Doodle on Christmas day.

What in the fuck is a "Google smart speaker"?

Its like Alexa. I have both.

My Google home doesnt recognize it when I say merry christmas. My Alexa responds.

 

[jillian]

If you have a Google smart-speaker, say "Hey Google, Merry Christmas." Wait for response. Then say, "Hey Google, Happy Holidays." Compare results.

And, as always, there won't be a Christmas Google Doodle on Christmas day.

you know not all of us celebrate Christmas, right, you whiny little snowflake

 

[Asclepias]

I just say happy Kwanza in return. You should see the looks I get.

 

[TNHarley]

Thats probably because not everyone celebrates xmas. How retarded do you have to be not to know that?

Thats a shitty excuse. Not everyone celebrates every holiday..

That's what he just said.

no it isnt, you illiterate dumb dumb

 

[SobieskiSavedEurope]

If you have a Google smart-speaker, say "Hey Google, Merry Christmas." Wait for response. Then say, "Hey Google, Happy Holidays." Compare results.

And, as always, there won't be a Christmas Google Doodle on Christmas day.

you know not all of us celebrate Christmas, right, you whiny little snowflake

 

[jillian]

If you have a Google smart-speaker, say "Hey Google, Merry Christmas." Wait for response. Then say, "Hey Google, Happy Holidays." Compare results.

And, as always, there won't be a Christmas Google Doodle on Christmas day.

you know not all of us celebrate Christmas, right, you whiny little snowflake

sorry, I can't get vid at work. no idea what it says.

 

[BulletProof]

Thats a shitty excuse. Not everyone celebrates every holiday..

That's a dumb and shity excuse, Judas. Anyone wishing someone a "Merry Christmas" is someone who does celebrate Christmas.

 

[mdk]

A robot didn't wish me a Merry Christmas.

 

[Asclepias]

I was about to throw my Alexa in garbage but I tested it by saying happy Kwanza and it replied in kind.