Get Ready for SELF-MARRIAGE!

Discussion in 'Religion and Ethics' started by JimBowie1958, Jun 7, 2012.

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    This is really nuts....
    I don't see how they can call it a "marriage" when it's only ONE person. Call it whatever they want, but it's not a marriage. I can hardly believe what people are coming up with these days..............
     
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    I think it is going to get much worse than this.

    Really, the government needs to get out of the marriage licensing business altogether.

    The state licensing marriages is a vestigial practice left over from the eugenics movement in the early 20th century.
     
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    I don't know.......some people are really in love with themselves. :cool:
     
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    And I'm sure most people have had "Self Sex". :lol:
     
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    So do I get a tax break if I marry myself? I would be down with the bachelor party and self honeymoon in the carribean.
     
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    I've got a idea for the perfect wedding present....
    ....ever see those geeks walking on the beach, early in the morning with a metal detector?
    It's like wearing a sign "I have no friends, I have no life."

    Metal detector.

    Fits.
     
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    And you wouldn't have to share that sandwich and chips.....
     
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    I'd just argue with myself over the pre-nup.
     
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    Lol, some hilarious responses here.

    I guess the person could even be arrested for domestic violence were they to abuse themselves?
     

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