George Bush accidentally text messages nuclear launch codes

[bobbymcgill]

Taken from "The Week We View"

-Following Barrack Obama's announcement of Joe Biden for VP via text message to thousands of supporters, President George W. Bush, not wanting to be outdone, sent his own mass-text message in support of John McCain, but mistakenly sent out the American nuclear launch codes.

-In a related story Pentagon officials announced no need for concern, as the Chinese government was too busy altering the birth records of 10-year old gymnasts in preparation for the 2012 Olympics to take notice of Bush’s error. The Russian foreign minister when asked to comment about the accidental release of classified nuclear codes replied, “Text message? What is this thing you call ‘text message?’”

 

[Dirt McGirt]

LMAO.

How long before RGS comes in here and makes an apologist remark blaming liberals?

 

[editec]

Have your people text message my people... we'll do launch