General Relativity is "bull____" - things fall towards higher ENTROPY (SSDD explains)

[OohPooPahDoo]

Dear Scientific Community-

It has recently been pointed out to me by the most brilliant physicists of all - SSDD - that general relativity is bulls__t.

http://www.usmessageboard.com/environment/363038-proof-the-globe-is-cooling-5.html

According to SSDD - objects actually fall towards the higher ENTROPY.
http://www.usmessageboard.com/environment/363038-proof-the-globe-is-cooling-4.html#post9382277

Another thing SSDD has found out that he was too modest to mention is that our understanding of entropy is completely wrong. Presently it is believe that entropy must increase or remain constant as altitude increases - otherwise a convective instability forms to restore that constant or increasing profile - which would mean objects should fall UP (by SSDD's law of gravity) But since they don't, we must conclude entropy is also misunderstood.

In a few sort minutes Professor SSDD will be along to tell us all how this works.

He also also discovered that photons have memory and that they can sense the temperature of other objects instantly. For instance, if you shine a flashlight at a star - the photons coming from the flashlight know instantly that star is hotter than the flashlight - and they adjust their flight paths to avoid eventually hitting it. This has some pretty breathtaking implications for communications and causality in general!


Thanks SSDD for enlightening all of us stupid physicists! I would love to come work in your lab.

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

He'll be along any minute now. SSDD is a busy man, what with completely changing all the laws of physics, basically, overnight.

 

[Steven_R]

We do a horrible job of teaching science in this country. As bad as that is, I am constantly amazed that some people are almost proud of being math and science illiterate. They'll joke about it at parties. Can you imagine someone at a party laughing about how they can't read or write? It should be a matter of embarrassment for anyone to be math and science illiterate, especially given the resources on the internet.

 

[Moonglow]

General Relativity is "bull____" - things fall towards higher ENTROPY (SSDD explains)

So that's why I get so many dingle berries??

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Dear Scientific Community-

It has recently been pointed out to me by the most brilliant physicists of all - SSDD - that general relativity is bulls__t.

http://www.usmessageboard.com/environment/363038-proof-the-globe-is-cooling-5.html

According to SSDD - objects actually fall towards the higher ENTROPY.
http://www.usmessageboard.com/environment/363038-proof-the-globe-is-cooling-4.html#post9382277

Another thing SSDD has found out that he was too modest to mention is that our understanding of entropy is completely wrong. Presently it is believe that entropy must increase or remain constant as altitude increases - otherwise a convective instability forms to restore that constant or increasing profile - which would mean objects should fall UP (by SSDD's law of gravity) But since they don't, we must conclude entropy is also misunderstood.

In a few sort minutes Professor SSDD will be along to tell us all how this works.

He also also discovered that photons have memory and that they can sense the temperature of other objects instantly. For instance, if you shine a flashlight at a star - the photons coming from the flashlight know instantly that star is hotter than the flashlight - and they adjust their flight paths to avoid eventually hitting it. This has some pretty breathtaking implications for communications and causality in general!


Thanks SSDD for enlightening all of us stupid physicists! I would love to come work in your lab.

LMAO!

(Scratches head)

Someone actually said that????

I might actually look at the links....


EDIT: He's RIGHT! Photons as it turns out, DO AVOID LIGHT!

Freaking sharks with lasers - that's how they do it!!!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Dear Scientific Community-

It has recently been pointed out to me by the most brilliant physicists of all - SSDD - that general relativity is bulls__t.

http://www.usmessageboard.com/environment/363038-proof-the-globe-is-cooling-5.html

According to SSDD - objects actually fall towards the higher ENTROPY.
http://www.usmessageboard.com/environment/363038-proof-the-globe-is-cooling-4.html#post9382277

Another thing SSDD has found out that he was too modest to mention is that our understanding of entropy is completely wrong. Presently it is believe that entropy must increase or remain constant as altitude increases - otherwise a convective instability forms to restore that constant or increasing profile - which would mean objects should fall UP (by SSDD's law of gravity) But since they don't, we must conclude entropy is also misunderstood.

In a few sort minutes Professor SSDD will be along to tell us all how this works.

He also also discovered that photons have memory and that they can sense the temperature of other objects instantly. For instance, if you shine a flashlight at a star - the photons coming from the flashlight know instantly that star is hotter than the flashlight - and they adjust their flight paths to avoid eventually hitting it. This has some pretty breathtaking implications for communications and causality in general!


Thanks SSDD for enlightening all of us stupid physicists! I would love to come work in your lab.

If you're a physicist, I'm Stephen M Ross