OohPooPahDoo
Gold Member
Dear Scientific Community-
It has recently been pointed out to me by the most brilliant physicists of all - SSDD - that general relativity is bulls__t.
http://www.usmessageboard.com/environment/363038-proof-the-globe-is-cooling-5.html
According to SSDD - objects actually fall towards the higher ENTROPY.
http://www.usmessageboard.com/environment/363038-proof-the-globe-is-cooling-4.html#post9382277
Another thing SSDD has found out that he was too modest to mention is that our understanding of entropy is completely wrong. Presently it is believe that entropy must increase or remain constant as altitude increases - otherwise a convective instability forms to restore that constant or increasing profile - which would mean objects should fall UP (by SSDD's law of gravity) But since they don't, we must conclude entropy is also misunderstood.
In a few sort minutes Professor SSDD will be along to tell us all how this works.
He also also discovered that photons have memory and that they can sense the temperature of other objects instantly. For instance, if you shine a flashlight at a star - the photons coming from the flashlight know instantly that star is hotter than the flashlight - and they adjust their flight paths to avoid eventually hitting it. This has some pretty breathtaking implications for communications and causality in general!
Thanks SSDD for enlightening all of us stupid physicists! I would love to come work in your lab.
It has recently been pointed out to me by the most brilliant physicists of all - SSDD - that general relativity is bulls__t.
http://www.usmessageboard.com/environment/363038-proof-the-globe-is-cooling-5.html
According to SSDD - objects actually fall towards the higher ENTROPY.
http://www.usmessageboard.com/environment/363038-proof-the-globe-is-cooling-4.html#post9382277
Another thing SSDD has found out that he was too modest to mention is that our understanding of entropy is completely wrong. Presently it is believe that entropy must increase or remain constant as altitude increases - otherwise a convective instability forms to restore that constant or increasing profile - which would mean objects should fall UP (by SSDD's law of gravity) But since they don't, we must conclude entropy is also misunderstood.
In a few sort minutes Professor SSDD will be along to tell us all how this works.
He also also discovered that photons have memory and that they can sense the temperature of other objects instantly. For instance, if you shine a flashlight at a star - the photons coming from the flashlight know instantly that star is hotter than the flashlight - and they adjust their flight paths to avoid eventually hitting it. This has some pretty breathtaking implications for communications and causality in general!
Thanks SSDD for enlightening all of us stupid physicists! I would love to come work in your lab.