Johnson Gary in the debates!

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    Just kidding.

    The least they could do would be to have a fat head picture of Gary mounted on the wall.
     
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    "Mr. Johnson, how do you feel about the tax code?"
    "The fuck is a tax?"
    "Mr. Johnson, what is your input on how to deal with ISIS?"
    "Do you mean the guy in Africa?"
     
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    Put down the pot Gary, I thought you promised to stop smoking that stuff while on the campaign trail.
     
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    "where am I?"
    "Mr. Johnson, you are at the debates"
    "Da fuk is a debate? fogetit, got a match?"
     
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    Gotcha questions


    Reporter: So tell me Mr. Trump, what is your favorite book in the Bible?

    Trump: The Bible? I would tell you but I'm afraid just saying the name of a book in the Bible would cause the demons in your lying ass press body of yours to scream out in horror.

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    Reporter: So tell us Hillary, did you tell the American people any lies?

    Hillary: No, FBI director Comey reaffirmed that I only told the truth.

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    Reporter: Gary, can you tell us about the Bush Doctrine?

    Gary: I have no idea what that is. Can I buy a vowel?

    Golley Gee, I really need to get smarter.
     
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    Click bait.





    You're mean. :eusa_snooty:
     
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    And Gary is a nice guy.

    If Gary wants to be a nice guy, great, but don't try to run for President.
     
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