Subject: Neologisms Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions > to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate > meanings for common words. > > 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. > > 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. > > 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. > > 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. > > 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. > > 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly > answer the door in your nightgown. > > 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. > > 8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. > > 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are > run over by a steamroller. > > 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. > > 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. > > 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor adopted by > proctologists. > > 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. > > 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with > Yiddishisms. > > 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul > flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. > > 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by > Jewish men

noun Definition: disorder, commotion; also written curfuffle, kerfuffle, gefuffle Etymology: Gaelic cur `twist, bend' + fuffle

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly > answer the door in your nightgown. :rotflmao: Thank you. A long week and this post brought me to outright laughter. LOL. Thank you.

I loved my eight grade math teachers kerfuffle...That's as far as that went though...sad...we could have had a future together.