Weatherman2020
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As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!
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As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!
I raised a turkey a few years ago. Named it November.Yes that was hilarious. I recall seeing it. There was another TG show on a sitcom but I can't remember the name of it, only the actor who said the hilarious lines. It was Margo Kidder, after her nutjob attack.
Anyway a family went to thanksgiving dinner at some relatives and these relatives were having something awful like TV dinners for Thanksgiving. Plus, they had a pet turkey they kept outside. Well everyone was there, depressed about the dinner they were going to have when some one rushed in with the bad news that the pet turkey had died, they didn't now how. The turkey pet owners were very upset and after they recovered a little bit, they began discussing funeral arrangements for the dead turkey. Everyone gave their opinion and Margo Kidder gave hers, suggesting cremation for the poor deceased bird. "Cremation", they said? "Yes", she said, "At 350 degrees for 4 hours."
LMAO!
I had a crush on Bailey! Still do.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!