I have a problem. I am a homeowner, so I don’t anticipate any Liberal input here - not interested in apartment/FEMA trailer problems - govt's got your back there. Having said that – here goes. As we bring in the harvest from the garden (tomatoes, squash, beans, peppers, watermelon, etc.) and store it in the well-ventilated garden shed we have out back, we’ve been noticing an increase in the amount of these pesky fruit-flies. These little bastards are everywhere. I purchased a “Fruit Fly Trap” at the local hardware last week – that looks like a tomato. Lots of yellow, orange, green colors – looks pretty deceiving. You pour the bait in the center of this thing and it instantly attracts these little POS’ – they have a drink, then drop off dead into the small holding tank. Unfortunately – watching these little bastards die has been an X-Rated spectacular. I guess prior-to taking the last “plunge” into the bait, these things have the need to fuck. I came home tonight and observed this trap. There were 20+ “couples” fucking on this thing. Then they drop off into the bait and are soon floating, dead. What sick fuck created this thing?