Found out something horrible if you are a man who gets married

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    So if your wife sleeps around and gets pregnant by another man, you are responsible as the husband to take care of the child???????

    And dont even get me started about going in debt for a engagement ring. Marriage sounds real fun for a man lol
     
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    Have a specific case?
     
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    As a general proposition, a child born to a married woman is IRREBUTTABLY PRESUMED to be the child of the husband. That is to say, the presumption cannot be argued against.

    In olden days (before DNA testing) this rule held true even if the husband was impotent or sterile, and was based on the need of society to have definitive parentage of children - no disputes.

    Even though science has made this presumption scientifically spurious, I believe it still applies. Therefore, if a wife is "fooling around" and conceives a child through an adulterous tryst, the child is still the financial responsibility of the cuckolded husband.

    Sorry.
     
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    He can't talk about his case until after the trial.
     
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    if i were you, i'd be more worried about alien abduction than the pitfalls of marriage
     
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    Once again you dodge the bullet by being repulsive in every way to every woman alive. Way to go, champ.
     
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    :desk: Just show this post to your dates and you won't have to worry about it...
     
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    Just come out of the closet already
     
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    why is marriage just a great idea for men again?
     
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    I'm gonna take wild guess and assume you have a problem with meeting quality Women.
    If that weren't true you wouldnt be asking this question.
     

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