For The Birds

[Mr. H.]

How many Jews does it take to Jew a Jew?

Just one... but he'd have to be a mighty big Jew.

 

[Mr. H.]

Jew me once, shame on you...

Jew me twice... Mitzvah!

 

[Tom Sweetnam]

This software is so fucked! I just wrote a two-paragraph post that disappeared before my very eyes through no fault of my own. I was sitting there looking at the screen when poof! Gone. Hey admin, my neighbor's nine year-old son can probably help you out. Want me to ask?