For Moms-A reminder

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    Somebody who said:

    ..... it takes about six weeks to become normal after having a baby, doesn't know that once you're a mother "normal" is history.

    .....you learn how to be a mother by instinct, never took a 3 yr. old shopping.

    .....being a mother is boring, never rode in a car with a teenager with a driver's permit.

    .....good mothers never raise their voice, never came out the back door to see her child hit a golf ball thru the neighbor's kitchen window.

    .....you don't need an education to be a mother, never helped a fourth grader do math.

    .....you can't love the fifth child as much as the first, never had five children.

    .....a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books, never had a child stuff beans up his nose.

    .....the hardest part of being a mother is the labor & delivery, never watched her 'baby' get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten or on a plane headed for military boot camp.

    .....a mother can do her job with her eyes closed & one hand tied behind her back, never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.

    .....a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married; Marriage adds a new son or daughter to a mother's heartstrings.

    .....a mom's job is done when her last kid leaves home, never had grandchildren.

    .....you're mother knows you love her so you don't have to tell her, isn't a mother.

    Drop her a line, giver her a call. After all, she is mom.
     
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    So true ,Joz!! The one about taking the 3 year old shopping and helping the fourth grade do math can directly apply to me!!!!!
     
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    Thanks Joz! That was awesome, gave me goosebumps!!
    Took both of my 3 year olds to Wal-Mart yesterday, Alone!! This is so true, LOL!!
    Gotta go, gotta call my mom!! :)
     
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    Great post Joz, and how true it is!
     
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    ...but she's nuts.
     

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