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    Ok guys, here's your chance. You don't understand women. Do you just give advice or do you heed your own? What do you look for in a woman? (and the first man that says big boobs gets slapped) At what age did you realize sex was an emotional thing for you , too. Let's start with something simple.

    Tell us about your WORST sexual experience.
     
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    All I read was BLAH, blah, blah...my vision went blurry!

    I don't understand a thing you just wrote...kind of drifted off in to a thousand mile stare, all blank and blurry.....

    The answer is: Huh?
     
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    Gee, this sounds familiar ! :bs1: :duh3:
     
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    I think I smell dinner....has anyone seen the remote? I think the convention is on......gotta go.
     
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    :finger3: You're alright.
     
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    My point exactly. It may take a while, but eventually a person will reveal their true self.
     
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    I understand women perfectly well....THEY RULE...the thing is they don't know it..I don't think.

    Do as I say and not as I do.
    Legs...Oh and Brains...Ya know what they say, and it's true, someday despite
    how gorgeous she is, you'll have to have a conversation!
    NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Just like a woman to bring up sex!
     
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    and we weren't meant to. thats why its 'men from mars, women from venus'.

    I suck at taking my own advice.

    boobs are overrated, legs and ass is where its at.

    sex is a physical act, not emotional. how simple was that?

    typical woman, always trying to size up the competition. :poke: :laugh:
     
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    C'mon on a public forum.....my private matters will remain private.....

    I will share what I want, when I want to....not too difficult for you, I hope....

    BTW....the first exchanges were meant as sarcasm, and humor. (I hate it when I have to point it out.....kinda loses it's true intent, doesn't it?)

    I thought this thread was for men only! Kinda like having our own locker room, right?
     
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    Women are smarter than men, and meaner, too. I have learned that, and the hard way.

    Guys don't talk as much, and don't have the necessary wiring to handle as much emotion. We are from completely different planets!

    Gotta go....my wife is calling!

    I love you honey! What can I do for you?
     

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