Finally, something we can all agree on!

[ThankU4votingTrump]

It has come to my attention that the godless wretches of California have become interested in seceding from the union. Their tantrum over the election of President Donald Trump has continued unabated and has even grown in ferocity as the youth of California follow the fashionable Negroe method of burning down their own neighborhood when they grow angry. The movement that has grown up seeks to put the issue to a vote during the 2018 elections, with a final vote in 2019. As the pulp magazine "The New Yorker" points out, California has drifted far from traditional American values and they are really no longer Americans, having become (largely) socialist (communist), God defying heathens.


The chief opposition to their general longing stems, not from a desire to remain part of America, but from fear of Yankee retribution, such as the fire and death they rained on the Confederacy in the 1860's. This opposition is in error on several points. First of all, todays Yankees are focused on issues such as whether large sized soda waters can be sold, which bathroom can be used by which perverts, how to squeeze more tax money from their serfs and so on. They have no time to worry about what California is doing. Secondly, the Yankees can no longer field the large armies needed to control a riotous place like California. That power now lies with Christians. Christians recognize the right of California to leave and we are with them and wish to support them in their desire.


Also, God is bound to destroy California pretty soon and we might as well get rid of them before we wind up having to feed the survivors.


Let us be resolved then: California should be freed from America and we should all work together with them to assist them in reaching their destiny.

 

[BluesLegend]

I say lets keep California...so we can torture them by winning again in 2018 and 2020. Their meltdown is more delicious than chocolate covered bananas with strawberry sauce.

 

[MarathonMike]

The WhiteHouse website should post a secession agreement for each California Secessioner to sign. Something like this:

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" I <enter name and SSN> henceforth vow to dissolve my status as a US citizen and will never accept
US Federal assistance in any form, monetary or otherwise as of the date of Secession.

Signed <electronic signature here>
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How many would sign up for secession? There are many millions of them, I/'m thinking maybe 3 or 4?

 

[Dschrute3]

Didn't all the Communist/Progressive wingnuts ridicule and condemn those in Texas supporting secession? What a buncha disingenuous hypocrite jerks.