finally, a reason to drink beer =)

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    beer good


    A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-ounce bottle of Corona Extra. Another man walks in and orders a 12-ounce Guinness draft.

    The two men turn to each other, raise their glasses and say, "Here's to your health."


    Question: Whose dietary and health interests are better served by the 12-ounce beer?

    If the guidelines are less alcohol, fewer calories, fewer carbohydrates and, to top it off, protection against heart attacks, blindness and maybe even impotence, then it's the Guinness drinker, hands-down.

    No joke.

    Guinness, in fact, is lower in alcohol, calories and carbohydrates than Samuel Adams, Budweiser, Heineken and almost every other major-brand beer not classified as light or low-carb. It has fewer calories and carbohydrates than low-fat milk and orange juice, too. Could this be the same Irish stout that looks like a still-life root-beer float and tastes about as filling as a quarter-pounder with cheese?
     
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    Love Guiness! woohoohoo!!!!!!!:banana: :banana:
     
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    oh man, guinness is awesome. its a tad thick is all, not like syrup or anything. but very smooth and it doesn't fill you up with gas from the carbonation.
     
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    chewy beer! mmmmmm
     
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    don't care too much for the 'hippie' remark. :p:
     
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    tye dye and birkenstocks is more my style than DK's LOL


    And Darin....it does NOT taste like :poop:

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    the tye dye might be a bit much for me, yeah. but birkenstocks are cool. feel better on the feet than tennis shoes do ;)
     
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    thats because you have big monstrous tugboat feet, m'dear!
     
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    the better to boot you in the ass m'dear :p:
     
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    pppppfffffffffftttttttttttttttttt!





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