fastest thing

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    > >
    > > An office manager at Walmart was given the task of hiring an
    > > individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes
    > > he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the
    four
    > > in and ask
    > > them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would
    get
    > > the job.
    > >
    > > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
    > > interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
    > >
    > > Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A
    > > THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's
    > > on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know
    > > of."
    > >
    > > "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he
    > > asked the second man.
    > >
    > > "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know
    > > that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
    > >
    > > "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a
    > > very popular cliche for speed."
    > >
    > > He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
    > >
    > > "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the
    > > wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
    > > across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an
    > > instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
    > >
    > > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought
    > > he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
    > >
    > > Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the
    > > same question.
    > >
    > > Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's
    > > obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
    > >
    > > "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
    > >
    > > "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't
    > > feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could
    > > THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit in my pants.
     

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