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    Do they offer help for people who sometimes "shart"?
    Uhhh cause I have this friend....

    {Shart} - To try and fart and a little bit of "stuff" comes out instead.
     
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    Know among master farters as the "atomic" fart - one with a little fallout.
     
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    Did anyone look at the guest book? :D
     
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    That has to be the funniest site I have seen in a while...

    One time I was at a funeral.....
     
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    Did you read the Italian one?

    L'altro giorno ero in ufficio e dopo aver fatto una mega loffa sono entrati due clienti. Che vergogna.

    ps ho dato la colpa alla segretaria

    Translation:

    The other day at the office I farted one mega-stinko just as two clients entered. It was awful.

    P.S. I blamed it on the Secretary!
     
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    ok ok ok...

    true story...

    my grandfather Sherman + Clay Music Company was an avid golfer and had gold cufflinks given to him with the anogram GSOTF by his wife.....anyway...one day he is playing golf at "the club" with the club pro.... the club pres and his best friend....they are on a links course on the back nine and he has to take a shyte....any way he takes off running for the club house...he doesn't make it.....they all decided that GSOTF stands for greatest shitter of the foursome....



    he was the grandson of the founder
     
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    From the "Oldest thread with the word 'fart' in it" files...
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeHW54_HFZY]family guy fart contest - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs]Blazing Saddles --Farting Cowboys- Greatest Fart Scene of All Time - YouTube[/ame]
     

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