Extreme Hypothetical.Lets Say 5 Million Aliens Land In LA.Demand Citizenship,Free Stuff&Vote GOP.

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    :iyfyus.jpg: The Mexicans crossing the border is the big topic of the week. So lets have some fun with it. Lets say a bunch of UFOs land all over LA and San Diego. About 5 million aliens are on the loose and eventually demand to become California citizens and all want to register as Republicans. What would Jerry Brown do? :dunno:
     
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    I think Pelosi and Maxine will be all excited to finally meet millions of thier cousins
     
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    They're not "aliens", they're IMMIGRANTS.

    Btw, a superior race will register Republican
     
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    can you just imagine the long lines at every taco bell in southern California?
     
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    Jerry Brown would say, "denied."
     
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    How do you get them to vote, booze or money?
     
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    I think that about 500,000 of them will step in human poop and be swearing like Samantha Bee on her Pms week
     
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    I don't think they will be able to figure out how to use the modern toilet
     
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    Are these immigrants going to levitate in to LA?
     
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    I think the aliens will be overwhelmed with the 78 languages spoken in los Angeles
     

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