Euphemisms For Being Stupid

[xsited1]

Here's a few:

• If brains were gasoline, he couldn't ride a moped around a fruit loop.
• You can't call him an idiot, you'll insult all the idiots in the world.
• Body by God, Mind by Mattel.
• As quick as a tortoise on Prozac.
• If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
• Sharp as a bowling ball.
• He's got a leak in his think-tank.
• An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.
• He's so dense light bends around him.
• If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.

The rest here: The Joke Site - Euphemisms For Being Stupid

Please feel free to add your own.

 

[boedicca]

Truthmattersnot

 

[xsited1]

• No grain in the silo.
• Skylight leaks a little.
• Slinky's kinked.
• Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
• Her sewing machine's out of thread.

 

[Colin]

• No grain in the silo.
• Skylight leaks a little.
• Slinky's kinked.
• Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
• Her sewing machine's out of thread.

Someone told Flaylo he was overtaxing his brain, so he compained to the Revenue!

 

[JBeukema]

Voting Democrat

 

[Sunni Man]

Dumber than dirt

 

[JBeukema]

Rdeaning.

 

[Dr.House]

"Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice." - Foghorn Leghorn