Discussion in 'Humor' started by Synthaholic, May 8, 2011.
Two shots, and a splash of water!
Hunter's recipe for an "Obama" Cocktail: 1/2 ounce Malibu, 1/2 ounce Absolut Mango, 1/2 ounce Pineapple Juice, 1/2 ounce Bailey's. Shake and strain over fresh ice.
You wake up the next morning sick to your stomach, broke and homeless.
President Obama: Winner, Hero, American.
It sneaks up on you also, before you know it you are dead drunk.
I doubt he'd bin laden with guilt since 9/11.
Be creative with it
What would you call it Jihad Juice?
So Bin laden is standing before God waiting to hear his punishment, when God gets a tap on the shoulder. There behind him stand 343 firemen, 72 police officers, one k9 officer, 3,000 American citizens & over 5,000 soldiers. "Don't worry God, we got this!"
There are actually a few.
Bin Laden shot recipe
1/3 oz absinthe herbal liqueur
1/3 oz Aftershock® Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps
1/3 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
Stir ingredients together in a shot glass, and shoot
The Dead Bastard
Speaks for itself.
1 oz. brandy
1 oz. bourbon
1 oz. gin
1 oz. rum
1/2 oz. lime juice
1 dash bitters
1 oz. ginger ale
I've seen others listed around the internet too. Apparently this is a new fad?
Don't denigrate real heroes by labeling Obama as one. He is not a hero. He did not wear the uniform of this county. He did not go into Pakistan, without permission, and gun down a terrorist. Those men are heroes. Real, actual heroes. Obama did the job of POTUS, as he is paid to do. He made a just and reasoned decision - which is what we pay him for.
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