A dear friend of mine has made me aware of a new epidemic that has broken out in various parts of the country. Here is her letter:
Dear Family & Friends,
I am sorry that I have not been consistently responsive lately to your
emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me
that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic
Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that
is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and
highly contagious.
Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse
Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the
list for a cure. It is hoped that the cure will be available in November of
2016.
(And I stupidly thought my affliction was due to aging!)
Dear Family & Friends,
I am sorry that I have not been consistently responsive lately to your
emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me
that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic
Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that
is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and
highly contagious.
Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:
- Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair, while viewing the President pandering to Muslim terrorists.
- Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
- Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse
Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the
list for a cure. It is hoped that the cure will be available in November of
2016.
(And I stupidly thought my affliction was due to aging!)