Easter Egg ~stretch~?

[Unkotare]

Have you heard about this wtf-ness? The traditional White House Easter Egg Hunt (which was in danger of being cancelled completely due to the sequester-pocalypse) is going to be made into some group yoga-fest for fat kids? Instead of running around and having fun in typical kid manner, it will be centrally planned into some joyless, don't-mention-the-actual-holiday fat camp for kids? Is this true?

 

[Rozman]

Gone are the days of Merry Christmas and Happy Easter.
To be replaced by
Merry Winters Day celebration of lights and festivities for Christmas.And.
Happy Springtime Equinox.

 

[Rozman]

I'm happy and grateful to have grown up when I did when it was OK to not
have to deal with the crap that's going on now.

 

[Oldguy]

Is this true?

No.

Easter Egg Roll | The White House

 

[MeBelle]

Is this true?

No.

Easter Egg Roll | The White House

They should stretch before engaging in the sports court.

 

[Michelle420]

It's just added as an addition.

135 Years of Fun

On Monday April 1, 2013, the First Family will host the 135th annual White House Easter Egg Roll. This year, more than 35,000 people from all 50 states will be joining us on the South Lawn for games, stories, and, of course, the traditional egg roll.

In addition to all the fun and games, the day's activities — which will include sports courts and cooking demonstrations — will help educate families on smart ways to incorporate healthy eating and exercise choices into their daily routines, which are key pillars of First Lady Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move! initiative.

Easter Egg Roll | The White House

 

[Unkotare]

Michelle Obama Turns White House Easter Egg Roll Into 'Fat Camp' | The Stir

 

[Unkotare]

Egg Roll or eye roll? White House Easter event to include Yoga Garden, Eggtivity Zone | Twitchy

 

[Ravi]

Michelle Obama Turns White House Easter Egg Roll Into 'Fat Camp' | The Stir

You should have gone.

 

[Unkotare]

Michelle Obama Turns White House Easter Egg Roll Into 'Fat Camp' | The Stir

You should have gone.

Why? Doesn't sound like much fun.

 

[Ravi]

Michelle Obama Turns White House Easter Egg Roll Into 'Fat Camp' | The Stir

You should have gone.

Why? Doesn't sound like much fun.

The fat camp might have helped you, who knows?

 

[Unkotare]

You should have gone.

Why? Doesn't sound like much fun.

The fat camp might have helped you, who knows?

How so?

 

[Oldguy]

Egg Roll or eye roll? White House Easter event to include Yoga Garden, Eggtivity Zone | Twitchy

The facts don't mean a damn thing to you, do they?

 

[Unkotare]

Egg Roll or eye roll? White House Easter event to include Yoga Garden, Eggtivity Zone | Twitchy

The facts don't mean a damn thing to you, do they?

I don't think the link can hear you, but go ahead...

 

[tjvh]

To think, Government Union workers lost their jobs so the Obama's could buy Easter eggs. Oh the humanity.