Dumbest thing ever on this forum?

[The ClayTaurus]

It's my perception that there are two types of men in a woman's world. Those she wants for security, and those she wants to bang like mad. Sometimes both can be the same man, but most times she sacrifices one for the other. If she opts for security, she may be able to hold her nose, close her eyes, and mate with her meal ticket, occasionally, while getting the hotstuff on the side, or just fantasizing about the hotstuff, if she's not bold, or has morals.

"Cynical much?"

You rang?

Security in terms of what?

 

[Said1]

So.... I either need to get in better shape, or make more money! Preferably both! i'm really not acceptable in EITHER CATEGORY. I suck.

Don't we all?

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Don't we all?

Yes. God bless escapism!

 

[Said1]

Yes. God bless escapism!

Amen.

 

[dmp]

Security in terms of what?

Security to most women = Rich guy.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Amen.

"I love you guys!"

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Don't we all?

To be, or not to be
William Shakespeare
[Hamlet]

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them. To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: aye, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveler returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action.

 

[Said1]

I GOT STONED & MISSED IT - Dr. Hook


I was sitting in my basement.
I just rolled myself a taste
Of something green and gold and glorious
To get me through the day.
Then my friend yelled through the transom
"Grab your coat and get your hat son,
There's a nut down on the corner,
Givin' dollar bills away"
But I laid around a bit
Then I had another hit.
Then I rolled myself a bomber.
Then I thought about my mama.
Then I fooled around, played around
jacked around a while and then
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.


It took seven months of urgin'
Just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face
Up to my place
To fool around a bit.
Next day she woke up rosy,
And she snuggled up so cozy.
When she asked me how I liked it,
Lord it hurts me to admit,
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.
I'm makin' no excuses


For the many things I uses
Just to sweeten up my relationships
And brighten up my day.
When my earthly race is over
And I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been
I guess I'll have to say,
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties

Big booty bitches thats wearin' Guess
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

Big booty bitches thats wearin' Guess
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

Ass, ass, ass, ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass

If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

Water, Water, Water, Water
Water, Water, Water, Water
Water, Water, Water, Water
Water, Water, Water, Water

 

[rtwngAvngr]

I GOT STONED & MISSED IT - Dr. Hook


I was sitting in my basement.
I just rolled myself a taste
Of something green and gold and glorious
To get me through the day.
Then my friend yelled through the transom
"Grab your coat and get your hat son,
There's a nut down on the corner,
Givin' dollar bills away"
But I laid around a bit
Then I had another hit.
Then I rolled myself a bomber.
Then I thought about my mama.
Then I fooled around, played around
jacked around a while and then
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.


It took seven months of urgin'
Just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face
Up to my place
To fool around a bit.
Next day she woke up rosy,
And she snuggled up so cozy.
When she asked me how I liked it,
Lord it hurts me to admit,
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.
I'm makin' no excuses


For the many things I uses
Just to sweeten up my relationships
And brighten up my day.
When my earthly race is over
And I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been
I guess I'll have to say,
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.

nice!

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties

Big booty bitches thats wearin' Guess
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

Big booty bitches thats wearin' Guess
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

Ass, ass, ass, ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass

If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

Water, Water, Water, Water
Water, Water, Water, Water
Water, Water, Water, Water
Water, Water, Water, Water

Clay's the "security guy". But dude, I f#cked your girlfriend.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Clay's the "security guy". But dude, I f#cked your girlfriend.

Wrong ladder, friend. Enjoy your abyss.

 

[Said1]

nice!

15-25 is nothing but a blur for moi.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

15-25 is nothing but a blur for moi.

Learning how to relax is an important life skill!

 

[Abbey Normal]

Imagine that! Two smartest guys in the world disagreeing and going at each others throats!

:clap1: :clap1:

 

[LuvRPgrl]

So.... I either need to get in better shape, or make more money! Preferably both! i'm really not acceptable in EITHER CATEGORY. I suck.

When discussing sexuality, your last two words are not the preferable way to end a post for a guy.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

When discussing sexuality, your last two words are not the preferable way to end a post for a guy.

Didn't you ever get down on that button?

 

[dmp]

I like seeing:

Dumbest thing ever on this forum?
Powerman

 

[LuvRPgrl]

Didn't you ever get down on that button?

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I love that trio of songs/poetry. It very well illustrates how our culture has been evolving.
NICE POST DMP! I LOVE IT

Said, I "came to" at 30

Now for a serious note. The post RWA made about security has alot of truth to it. But the fact is that there are lots of shades of gray. Men and women are very very different in what they seek in a mate, and what excites them sexually.

There is a generality that is true for both men and women, but of course, like all true generalities, they have their exceptions.

Mans nature is to seek variety. Women seek security.

How much priority they put on it varies from individual to individual.

Women will make the tradeoff of looks for security/money but usually not to the point they have to hold their nose when spreading their legs. They also like men who are confident, make them laugh, and arent whimps. Women for the most part DO NOT like the man feminists are trying to create.

Men on the other hand like variety. We would love to have a hot bodied virgin, but contrary to popular opinion, we dont want some dingbat that we can just keep in the bedroom and barefoot in the kitchen.

Some unusual facts are that men are less likely to forgive unfaithfulness, take breakups harder, and are seeking marriage more than women. WHY? One reason for the last one is that women make friends and have a CLOSE friend easier/more often than men. Also, married men actually have more/more satisfying sex than their single counterparts, contrary to what Hollywood wants us to think.

Men are much more visual. Thats why the perponderance of strip clubs and porn is geared towards men. Women need warm up for sex much more. What stimulates a woman is often more involved with the guys personality and smell than looks. Men are simple, women are complex.

Most women dont really understand what men want (hence their idea of a sexy nightie usually has lots of frills they think is pretty, and the guy looks at it and says "next time let me pick it out honey").

The single most important aspect of sex between a husband/wife is trust and being trustworthy. I would never cheat on my wife, it simply wouldnt be worth it. She trusts me explicitly. Thus she is able to supply me with all the variety I could ever want and she is extremely comfortable with it. Of course she is also filipino (hence LUV RP GRL) and they have a much more common sense approach to mens sexuality than MOST American women.

I love my wife dearly and she is the best thing that ever happened to me.

 

[dilloduck]

That's not what I'm talking about. The attributes that define a man's sexiness are different than what defines a woman's sexiness.

God--I would hope so. It still doesn't mean that men are not sexualized by women.