DarkFury
Platinum Member
- Banned
- #1
This guy had to ride the short camel with the tinted eyes. Our dumb muzzie of the week is a smuggler and he got got in Qatar which means he will most likely get the death penalty. Not being your average idiot smuggler our dumb muzzie of the week chose to smuggle,.........are you ready? Sure?
That is right 27 pounds of bacon! Here's the boy now...
Now I am not giving him the official dumb muzzie of the week award for what he smuggled but how he tried to do it....
He was part of a larger "bacon smuggling organization". Like I said I give him the award based on how he tried to do it. Ready?........Sure?
They caught him with 27 POUNDS of bacon shoved up his ass! That's equal to what, six whole chickens right?
He was spotted acting "nervous and all sweaty". A highly trained bacon and explosives dog picked him out.
Oh, NOES! Muslim man arrested in Qatar for trying to smuggle in 27 pounds of bacon inside his anal cavity
How in the hell do you write a closing comment for this?
Fury
That is right 27 pounds of bacon! Here's the boy now...
Now I am not giving him the official dumb muzzie of the week award for what he smuggled but how he tried to do it....
He was part of a larger "bacon smuggling organization". Like I said I give him the award based on how he tried to do it. Ready?........Sure?
They caught him with 27 POUNDS of bacon shoved up his ass! That's equal to what, six whole chickens right?
He was spotted acting "nervous and all sweaty". A highly trained bacon and explosives dog picked him out.
Oh, NOES! Muslim man arrested in Qatar for trying to smuggle in 27 pounds of bacon inside his anal cavity
How in the hell do you write a closing comment for this?
Fury