MEXICO: Drug lord's wife has twins in Los Angeles County hospital http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/world_now/2011/09/mexico-el-chapo-guzman-emma-coronel-twins-lancaster-antelope-valley.html Monday, September 26, 2011 Southern California -- Emma Coronel, 22, had twin girls on August 15th in the Antelope Valley Hospital in Lancaster, Ca. Emma has dual citizenship and returned to America from Mexico so that the U.S. taxpayers could pick up the bill for delivering her drug cartel twins, "Meth" and "Coke." When presented with the birth certificate she left the father’s name blank. The U.S. federal agents know very well who the father is. He is none other than cradle robber multibillionaire Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, 54, aka “Shorty”. Shorty Guzman is history’s biggest drug lord and the head of the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico. The U.S. has placed a 5 million dollar bounty on Shorty’s (Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman) head he’s wanted dead or alive. The 5 million dollar reward for his (Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman) capture is valid and payable in Mexico as well as America. So, now Shorty’s girls have dual citizenship I’m sure the drug cartel have plans to use the twin girls as ponds in the future with their dual citizenship because that’s how it’s done. They’ll probably see an early grave. U.S. federal agents apparently kept tabs on Emma Coronel even before she crossed the border at Calexico. She is believed to be Shorty’s 3rd or 4th wife I guess because they keep dying on him. She is the young daughter of a past partner of Shorty’s who had an unfortunate and tragic incident and ended up dead. “Emma Coronel was not arrested because there are no charges against her, the law enforcement official said. “While she no doubt could have provided useful information on her husband’s whereabouts, drug agents have said the problem with apprehending Guzman has less to do with finding him and more with how Mexican troops can seize him. He surrounds himself with enormous bands of well-armed security and tends to stick to isolated, mountainous regions that are difficult to reach, agents say.”” History: Emma at the age of 17 entered a beauty contest “Miss Coffee Bean” and 54 year old 5’6” Shorty’s took a fancy to her and something sprung to mind. He immediately made it known to her that she was his and if people knew what was best for them she better win the beauty contest, need I say any more. A few months later he married her in a luxury, whirlwind, gala, extravaganza of a marriage that included circus music and ponies. All her troubles were over she had found the man of her dreams, “Uncle Money. “ Shorty was arrested in 1993 and was set to never see the light of day again but as luck would have it the tiny little man managed to sneak out of prison hiding in a laundry basket carried by prison guards that he had bribed with many pesos. It must have been like the munchkins on the Wizard of OZ. Shorty’s gang is the blood thirsty Sinaloa cartel who is responsible for bringing tons and tons of cocaine and marijuana into the U.S. from Mexico and Colombia. He and his cartel are said to reside somewhere near Tamaulipas, Mexico with his lovely bride in their luxurious settings. It is said Shorty (Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman) may be behind the violence in Veracruz, Mexico where a number of people have been beheaded recently and “Scores of people have been killed or gone missing in recent days.” Shorty loves his work! I just hope Emma can hang and doesn’t end up wife number five.