walwor
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If Homer J. Simpson were watching the war:
1. The war goes on more than a day or two. (D'oh!!))
2. We take Baghdad in a matter of weeks. (Woo hoo!)
3. There's still some fighting going on. (D'oh!)
4. Saddam's statue comes down, Iraqis are happy. (Woo hoo!)
5. Saddam supporters and foreign "jihadists" stage terrorist-style attacks dressed as civilians. (D'oh!)
6. Saddam is captured. (Woo hoo!)
7. Outlaw cleric Sadr controls Najaf, fighting breaks out. (D'oh!)
8. Pressure put on Sadr by top cleric al-Sistani to stop resisting. (Woo hoo!)
9. Photographs of prisoner abuse released. (D'oh!)
10. Iraqi general insists that resistance end. (Woo hoo!)
11. John Kerry's whole campaign based on hoping U.S. will fail in Iraq and he wants to spend his 4 years apologizing to the world. (D'oh!)
12. George W. Bush has more backbone than any other world leader today. (Woo hoo!)
13. Polls show Bush may lose. (D'oh!)
14. American public realizes that Kerry has Big Loser Attitude and reelects Bush. (Woo hoo!)
Okay, the last one is wishful thinking. But seriously, President Kerry? >shivers<
1. The war goes on more than a day or two. (D'oh!!))
2. We take Baghdad in a matter of weeks. (Woo hoo!)
3. There's still some fighting going on. (D'oh!)
4. Saddam's statue comes down, Iraqis are happy. (Woo hoo!)
5. Saddam supporters and foreign "jihadists" stage terrorist-style attacks dressed as civilians. (D'oh!)
6. Saddam is captured. (Woo hoo!)
7. Outlaw cleric Sadr controls Najaf, fighting breaks out. (D'oh!)
8. Pressure put on Sadr by top cleric al-Sistani to stop resisting. (Woo hoo!)
9. Photographs of prisoner abuse released. (D'oh!)
10. Iraqi general insists that resistance end. (Woo hoo!)
11. John Kerry's whole campaign based on hoping U.S. will fail in Iraq and he wants to spend his 4 years apologizing to the world. (D'oh!)
12. George W. Bush has more backbone than any other world leader today. (Woo hoo!)
13. Polls show Bush may lose. (D'oh!)
14. American public realizes that Kerry has Big Loser Attitude and reelects Bush. (Woo hoo!)
Okay, the last one is wishful thinking. But seriously, President Kerry? >shivers<